Weekend Movie Guide

Written by Vince Mancini / 03.04.11

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This being a blog dedicated to movies (ostensibly, tenuously), I thought I’d be remiss if I didn’t occasionally throw on my reporter’s hat (foam, cowboy) and scream into my imaginary bullhorn, “YO, HERE’S WHAT’S COMING OUT THIS WEEK, TURKEYS!” So yo, here’s my new guide-like thing to what’s out this week.

Rango-NolteRANGO: The Johnny Depp-voiced Hunter Thompson lizard loose in the desert.
RottenTomatoes Score: 85%
Gratuitous review quotes:

“The odd thing about “Rango” is that unlike so many of its peers, it is odd. In spite of a profile that should place it alongside “Megamind” and “Despicable Me” and the long list of other overblown, have-fun-or-else cartoons, this rambling, anarchic tale is gratifyingly fresh and eccentric.” -NYTimes

“It’s completely soulless. Written in a spirit of strained homage by John Logan and directed by Gore Verbinski (of the “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise), seems to be made for an audience of jaded Sergio Leone fanatics.” -ChicagoTribune

Armchair analysis:  The only thing I like more than anthropomorphic animals is Hunter S. Thompson.  I’m there.  Note to animators: More anthropomorphic animals, please, and less creepy kids.  Actually, forget animators, that goes for everyone.

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New Trailers: Battle Los Angeles, Mary-Kate is a Goth Witch

Written by Vince Mancini / 12.06.10

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After the jump, I’ve got new trailers for Battle: Los Angeles, and Beastly, the “edgy teen drama” about learning not to judge a book by its cover.  Beastly stars Alex Pettyfer as Handsome McPopular, a rich high school kid who has it all — money, abs, flowing locks, inexplicable speech-giving opportunities — until one day he pisses off goth witch Mary-Kate Olsen, who turns his eyebrows into Arabic writing. WHO’S GONNA LOVE YOU NOW, FARSI FACE?  Hard to say what my favorite part was, because this trailer has everything:

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Mary-Kate is a witch

Written by Vince Mancini / 04.21.10

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It’s been a long time since I’ve had to type or think about Mary-Kate Olsen in any way, and you know what?  It’s been nice.  I didn’t miss it at all.  But now she’s back in this trailer for Beastly, a “modern take on Beauty and the Beast.” She plays a witch, which I guess makes sense.  I don’t want to burn her at the stake, but I do get the strong urge to smack her between the eyes with a rolled-up newspaper. Shoo! Stay outta my trash cans!

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