As you might expect, they cater to some VERY kinky clientele

Ever since I saw my first anime fleshlight at Comic-Con, I’ve been fascinated by how Asian folks infuse pop culture into their sex having (“Excuse me, sir?  Just to clarify: so this is a disembodied vagina stuffed inside a flashlight that I can have sex with while pretending it’s a cartoon?”).  The latest story is about a hotel in Kaohsiung City, Taiwan that offers a batman-themed sex room where you can boink your lady.  Do girls like it when you call it “boink”?  I’ve always just assumed that they do.

Eden’s 46 rooms go for $40 to $60 for a three-hour stay, said the motel’s Ann Shu. Like many of Taiwan’s love motels, Eden offers plenty of marketing ploys. During the Christmas and New Year’s period, for example, they’re giving away lubrication, sexy lingerie and other perks. [BoiseWeekly via Jizzmodo]

Well that is a pretty big draw.  Free lube is pretty much the first thing I look for when I’m researching Batman sex beds.  FYI, my Batman sex kit also includes a mask, a fully-stocked utility belt, and numerous grappling hooks.  Also, and I know this probably doesn’t jibe perfectly with the Batman mythology, but I like to say “Ta Da!” a lot.

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"Kneel before Zod... seriously, kneel before we have to pay the fluffer for another hour."

Between Hustler, Vivid, New Sensations and Pauly’s Lusty Lowriders Productions, there’s not a porn company on the planet that isn’t capitalizing on the public’s literal and figurative boner for porn parodies over the past few years. The LA Times noticed this recently and visited the set of Vivid’s latest SuperXXXHeroes production, The Incredible Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody, starring Lee Stone and Dale DaBone, to discuss this fad, as well as Superman XXX, which will be released all over our faces and chests on Monday.

Vivid’s Batman XXX was recognized at this month’s AVN Awards with 7 awards, including Best Parody. But it was also praised for being the top-selling and most rented adult film of 2010, as millions of porn enthusiasts celebrated their favorite masked crime fighter by ruining their favorite socks. Additionally, Vince’s favorite actor Evan Stone played the Riddler and was named Male Performer of the Year.

So what sets the Vivid line apart from the others, director B. Skow?

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Everyone hold onto your nipples. The Batmobile is for sale. Sayeth the Ebay seller:

Own the ACTUAL “Batman Returns” Batmobile, TM & Copyright 1992 DC Comics, Inc. from the Warner Brothers Movie “Batman Returns” with Michael Keaton.

This is NOT a Replica!

This is the exclusive and Legally Authorized ORIGINAL Movie Car with FULL DOCUMENTATION AND oroginal executed contract from Warner Brothers & DC Comics and is only the SECOND authentic “Batman Returns Movie Batmobile” ever offered for sale.

Batmobile #3 is in the BEST CONDITION of ANY of the Batmobiles.

The current high bid is in the $300,000s, but there is a Buy It Now price of $499,000. That’s a hell of a lot money, even for a multiblog Uproxx fill-in extraordinaire such as myself. But I really want the Batmobile. Like, A LOT. So here is my proposal: the Film Drunk Twitter account has 12,000+ followers, and the Facebook page has over 6,000 likes. Even accounting for a large amount of crossover, I’d estimate there are 15,000 or so unique individuals between the two. All we need is 5,000 of you to chip in $100 and it’s ours to share. That’s right. For one day every 13.7 years, the Batmobile can be YOURS. The auction closes at 9pm ET tonight, so we have to act quickly.

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"No."

In a turn of events so shocking it rivals the day I touched my first boob (Lindsay Reynolds, such a sound sleeper), Chris Nolan has once and for all debunked the rumor that Eddie Murphy would be playing The Riddler (a shame, as The Sun had a Photoshop all copyrighted and ready to go).  Nolan also revealed that his sequel has a title, and a blatant nerd boner baiting one at that.

Christopher Nolan’s third Batman film will be called “The Dark Knight Rises” and though the Gotham City auteur isn’t ready to reveal the villain of his 2012 film, he did eliminate one of the big contenders: “It won’t be the Riddler,” Nolan said in an exclusive interview with the Hero Complex.

Nolan was most eager to talk about the fact that Warner Bros. had  agreed with his argument that the film should resist the current 3-D craze and instead use high-definition approaches and IMAX cameras to strike out on a different cinematic path than the stereoscopic technology

“We’ll use many of the same characters as we have all along, and we’ll be introducing some new ones,” Nolan said cryptically. [HeroComplex, LA Times]

Given that a Batman movie is going to have a huge budget, and 3D is a license for studios to charge higher ticket prices, the fact that The Dark Knight Rises won’t be in a 3D is a HUGE deal.  It’s something you know Chris Nolan (who’s criticized 3D in the past) had to fight hard for. Say what you will about the concept of 3D or any of Chris Nolan’s movies, the guy deserves some credit. A director with some integrity should be recognized in Hollywood, especially at a time when it’s filled with guys like Brett Ratner, who’d probably murder his entire family in exchange for Jonas Brothers tickets and a hot pocket.

  Heath would have wanted it this way.

A few weeks ago, Gary Oldman let it slip that the next Batman film would begin shooting next year.  Michael Caine, in an interview last March, said he believed the Riddler would be involved in this one, which added more fuel to ridiculous rumors like the one about Eddie Murphy playing the Riddler.  Well, hold on to your goofy hats because here’s another steaming pile of speculation coming at you. 

Cinefools just reported that director Chris Nolan has dropped out of filming for The Prisoner, which was 1 of 2 movies he was set to film before the 3rd Batman.  With 1 less film in production, shooting for the 3rd Batman may start sooner.  Here’s 4 other numbers I forgot to cram into this 1 paragraph: 18, 32, 8, 69, HIKE!

As for The Prisoner, it may have a tougher time moving ahead without Nolan attache– OH WHO CARES?  BATMAN!!!

~ robopanda