Welcome to a special Labor Day edition of Friday Free For All. Today’s Holiday Free For All clip comes courtesy of reader Robby, who also sent me the tip on Banana Smoothie. In this one, 16-year-old Olympic Gymnast Shawn Johnson raves about Ortega.

“It really makes my taco pop,” she says.

Well done, Ortega marketing department. They must’ve taken a cue from that Kraft commercial where Barry Bonds is hitting home runs and then all of a sudden he stops to look at the camera and says, “Whenever I’m not whacking off, I love to cut the cheese.”

Everyone’s favorite wholesome-bots The Jonas Brothers will be getting their own 3-D concert film.  Hooray, now your kids can be even farther removed from anything real!

The movie, to hit theaters in 2009, will feature footage from the group’s upcoming "Burning Up" concert tour, as well as a behind-the-scenes look at the lives of bandmates Kevin, Joe and Nick.

For instance, sometimes they play Sorry backstage, other times Uno.  But one time, they played Chubby Bunny and Nick fit 13 marshmallows in his mouth LOL!

The tour will kick off in Toronto on July 4; in addition, the band can be seen this summer in the Disney Channel original movie "Camp Rock," premiering June 20. The trio has a Disney Channel series, "J.O.N.A.S.!," debuting in the fall, and its next album is scheduled for release in August. [Yahoo]

I’d let my kids watch a Cannibal Corpse video called Satan Gutrapes a Lab Puppy before the Jonas Brothers, but if you’re interested, I managed to dig up some concert footage after the jump.

MMM, drink up, taste and swallow it. Which one of you kids wants a Banana Smoothie? Don’t fight, daddy made enough for everybody.

Friday Free for All is a regular feature on FilmDrunk in which I post random videos from around the world, and from movies new and old – united solely by their awesomeness. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com, and no, I’m not going to post your boyfriend’s hilarious 12-minute parody of The Bourne Identity.

I once thought High School Musical had homosexual undertones.  Today’s clip blows [pun intended] it out the water.  It comes courtesy of a tip from Robby, who notes:

10 things to watch for in this video:
1. The show’s name is The Naked Brothers Band
2. The song is called "Banana Smoothie", slang for semen
3. Creepy pedophile cameraman
4. Phallic banana microphone
5. Lyrics: "Drink up/taste and swallow it. Get up/get on top of it…"
6. Kid on a fucking leash!
7. Boys with coconut bras flexing stomachs
8. Bukkake style milkshake fight
9. White substance flowing down staircase into kitchen
10. Giant banana fight

I heard Gary Glitter is planning a cover, to be recorded upon his release from Vietnamese prison.