Part two of the Raaaaaaaandy documentary (viral video of Aziz Ansari’s character in Funny People) just came online, and I almost didn’t watch it because part one seemed like a less funny version of Dave Chapelle’s bad comedian character from 10 years ago.  But then I watched it anyway, and I admit, this one’s a lot funnier.  Turns out a mockumentary cutting together out-of-context punchlines like “I got some Oreos on my diiick!” and “You gotta take a shiiiiiit!” is way better than seeint the whole act in character.  So, uh, keep that in mind. And as for Aziz, head bowed and hat in hand, I must utter a humble “Ansari.”

Shut up, I was already leaving.

The first part of a viral marketing/mockumentary short about Raaaandy, Aziz Ansari’s character who will play some part in Judd Apatow’s Funny People, has hit the web. I got through about a minute of it. Everyone thinks this Randy character is hilarious, and nothing against Aziz Ansari (who was in a really good Flight of the Conchords episode), but I don’t quite get it.  I guess it’s supposed to be a parody of a bad comedian.  So it’s like, unfunny on purpose?  And if that’s the case, isn’t the Raaaaaaaandy character a lot like Dave Chappelle’s Reggie Warrington character in the Nutty Professor?  (See clip below) 

Or maybe I’m just racist for thinking all deliberately bad, fictional black comedian parodies look the same.
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Judd Apatow’s next movie, Funny People, is kind of about comedians, and while he was filming it, he held a concert called A Night of Funny People, featuring people like Patton Oswalt and Sarah Silverman (probably my two favorite comics, along with Zach Galif.), and reportedly used some film from the concert in the movie.  Today’s news is that some clips of Aziz Ansari’s performance, where he did a character named Randy, have hit the web. And they’ve even started a Randy website (laughyourdickoff.com) as part of their viral marketing.

[Update: the clip I was originally talking about was this one, but the video kept autoplaying so I took it down]

I know I’m a grouch and a hater about a lot of things, but I’d like to think I’m pretty open when it comes to comedy.  But a lot of people whose opinion I usually respect find this Randy character utterly hilarious, and I… I just don’t see it. It’s not unfunny, it just doesn’t do anything for me, kind of like the comedic equivalent of the Foo Fighters (go ahead and yell at me for that one too).  Plus he keeps breaking character.  Is that what’s funny about Randy?  That he’s a character who constantly breaks character?  Nonetheless, I’m posting some clips in case you guys enjoy it.  In the meantime I’ll just continue to stand here, frowning at my lawn and wondering why you never call.

[via CHUD]

IMAX co-CEO Richard Gelfond has issued a response to Aziz Ansari’s campaign against bullsh*t IMAX, once again using flawed logic to avoid admitting that wanting two different products to be differentiated in name is a pretty reasonable request.  (Some background here: his original defense compared the IMAX brand to BMW -  specifically their 7 series vs. their 3 series – saying “People don’t say ‘The 3 isn’t a real BMW because it’s smaller.’”  Yeah, they also don’t cost the same, and people don’t pay for a 7-series only to get a 3, dumbass. You look like a Mormon, your argument is invalid.):

“IMAX did 15% of Star Trek’s total domestic box office in the whole country on only 138 screens… This is compared to the earlier releases of Watchmen, where we did 12% of the box office and Monsters and Aliens, where we did around 10%. Clearly a lot of people are going back to IMAX theaters… The overwhelming majority of comments on [Aziz Ansari]‘s blog this morning, more than 90% of them, are vehemently disagreeing with him. And consumers are confirming this with their continued purchases of tickets.” [TheStreet via Vulture]

So… if a product is making money, that’s proof you don’t have to tell people what it is before they buy it?  That’d be like if I paid your mom for sex and half the time got a handjob. And then you used a statistic about increased handjobs to prove that sex is the same thing as handjob. Guess what, my friend, it’s not. It’s not even good foreplay.  Naturally, Aziz has already issued a response to Gelfond’s response:

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When most people think IMAX, we think crazy stadium seating and a 70-foot screen.  However, IMAX has recently been lending its name to smaller, digital projection theaters – theaters that some IMAX partners originally wanted to differentiate as “IMAX Digital.”  But IMAX co-CEO Richard Gelfond rejected that idea, and now both the original, 70-foot+ IMAX screens and the new, smaller IMAX Digital screens are both being sold as IMAX, leading to some pissed off customers.

This is the position in which Imax is now putting customers who pay $15 to see  Eagle Eye: The IMAX Experience at New York City’s new  AMC Empire 25 IMAX digital theater, with its 28×58-foot (8.5×18 meter) screen. They see the IMAX name on the theater and have no idea until after their ticket has been torn and they walk into the auditorium that that screen is about the same size as the one in the adjacent 35mm auditorium, and less than a quarter the size of the one in the  AMC Lincoln Square  IMAX 15/70 theater, 26 blocks away. The screen in the older film theater is 76×98 feet (23×30 meters).  [Above] is a graphic representation of the difference. [via LFExaminer's absurdly thorough article on the differences between the two]

One pissed off customer was Human Giant/Parks & Recreation comedian Aziz Ansari, who urged a boycott of “bullsh*t IMAX.”

At the AMC theatre this was my experience at guest services:
Aziz: Yes, I’d like my $5 back. I paid $5 extra for an IMAX screen and that’s not nearly as big as what I have known IMAX to be.
Guest Services: I can’t sir. Its IMAX quality picture and sound.
Aziz: But the screen isn’t big, that’s the whole reason I pay $5 more for IMAX.
Guest Services: Well sir, you watched the whole movie, you could have come out and we could have given you tickets to a different one.
Aziz: Why would I do that? I’d leave Star Trek, the movie I wanted to see and you’d give me a ticket for Ghosts of Girlfriends Past? Oh yeah that’s fair! No, you need to give me the $5 back, its the principle of it. Can I see a manager?

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