"Haha, Patches loves the Red Sox!"

FilmDrunk favorite and butterscotch sundae Ryan Gosling was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night to promote his new film Crazy, Stupid, Love, in which he plays loser Steve Carrell’s playboy bachelor friend. But more importantly he brought his dog Patches with him to the show, and Patches was wearing an adorable red sock, so this is clearly the most important news of the day. Of course, his dog’s name isn’t really Patches, but I think we all agree that it should be. Haha Patches, you’re the best!

Anywho, Gosling told Fallon a rather candid story about a recent trip to a Turkish bath house that involved him licking a hairy man’s stomach. It’s pretty gross if you think about it, but since it’s Baby Goose, he probably said please and thank you, and the fat, hairy guy just giggled and blushed and said, “Oh OK, but make it quick.”

Video of Gosling’s Late Night appearance after the jump, as well as the latest edition of MTV’s Josh Horowitz asking Gosling to read “Hey Girl” lines.

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Some dork from MTV bravely risked a mauling to interview Steven Seagal just weeks before he returns to his den for winter.  The topic?  Under Siege 3.

“There are offers and we’re looking at them. I personally want it to be something more modern.  In other words… I wouldn’t mind if it was about something more mystical or…maybe extraterrestrial in nature. …Some real government top secrets instead of just the typical.”

Gary Busey had a reality show.  Steven Seagal doesn’t seem too busy.  Anyone else thinking what I’m thinking?  If we team these guys up for some sort of combination nature/self-help show it would be the most amazing thing ever. Just put them together and roll tape.  Busey stalking coyotes, Seagal foraging for berries; both while delivering cryptic, mystical and biblical platitudes.  Oh my God I deserve the Pulitzer for this. Read the rest of this entry »

I’m starting to love the MTV movie interviewer guy. 

Following last month’s clip of him totally harshing James Franco’s mellow, he decided to take his unique brand of social awkwardness to the premiere of Charlie Wilson’s War.

Phillip Semen Hoffmore treats him like an insane homeless person, and Tom Hanks quipped "You’re creepin’ me out."

Good work, dude.  I haven’t seen celebrities that uncomfortable since I took my penis out at Shia LeBeouf’s Bar Mitsvah.  Hey, I just thought a boy becoming a man should have a gander at what a real man looks like. Ha ch-cha cha cha! *rimshot*