Sorority Row looks about as good as a movie starring two reality show vets and a child of celebrities could possibly look, and now it has a poster.  And I’ve been sitting here for the last 20 minutes trying to think of a joke that doesn’t involve Rumer Willis’ face being longer than Jamie Chung’s back, but I got nothing.  Sorry, Jesus.

[via IMPA]

This is the trailer for Sorority Row, in which sorority girls play a prank by pretending their friend is dead, but then the prankee ends up actually killing her, and yadda yadda yadda, pretty much every horror movie ever.  It stars Rumer Willis, Jamie Chung, and Audrina Butterface Patridge.  For those of you keeping score at home, that’s one child of famous people, one former Real-World castmember, and one vacuous moron from a fake reality show about people who stand around blinking.  I just CAN’T UNDERSTAND how our ECONOMY could be FAILING when we live in such a UTOPIAN MERITOCRACY.