This week I’ve got a couple signed Olivia Munn posters to give away to promote her new book, Suck It, Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek.  (I’m also giving away the book, but I have to read it first so I can write a review).  As always, nominate for next week’s Comments of the Week by copy and pasting in the comments section below.

Now for the best.  First, Pauly Dangerously in the Willy Wonka Alternate Ending thread, for getting this song stuck in my head:

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:
Come with meeeee….
And you’ll beeee….
In a wooorld of strangle masturbation.

Next, Chino Moreno’s series from Twilight Shoes Even Gayer Than Expected:

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(An artist’s conception of internet comments sections, via marriedtothesea)

Hello and welcome to another installment of Stuff I Thought Was Funny Last Week.  Each week I tell myself I’m going to edit this post down to only the funniest few comments to make it concise and newbie-friendly, but it never gets very short.  What can I say, y’alls is funny.  Anyway, let’s start with an auto-erotic asphyxiation joke, because that seems fitting.

(from Bret Easton Ellis and Gus Van Sant’s suicide movie) ChinoMoreno says: I once tried to commit suicide by hanging myself. It didn’t work. I didn’t die, I just came really hard.

Moving on…

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