Spain’s Pedro Almodóvar is basically the epitome of “acclaimed foreign auteur,” and when you think acclaimed foreign auteur, you think of movies like Amour, Michael Haneke’s heartbreakingly beautiful ode to old people having strokes. What you don’t normally think of is gay flight attendants doing elaborate song and dance numbers, which is what I’m So Excited seems to be. This might be the best 47-second movie trailer I’ve ever seen.
This is the trailer for The Other Man, starring Liam Neeson, Antonio Banderas, and Laura Linney. It looks like pretty much like Taken, but instead of kidnapping, Liam’s wife runs off to bang a Latin dude. And he’s probably hard up for it because Melanie Griffith looks like Jigsaw from Saw these days. Anyway, so then Liam tracks them down - I will find you. And I will kill you. Maybe. First, we will play chess. (*RECORD SCRATCH*) Metaphor!
