New Dark Knight Rises Pictures: Bane’s Sideways Goatse Mask, Catwoman’s DSLs

05.11.12 Written by Vince Mancini


There’s a new batch of Dark Knight Rises images online today, courtesy of TotalFilm. I think it was commenter Gripster who first pointed it out, but now it’s pretty much unavoidable noticing how much Bane’s mask looks like sideways goatse. Here’s the most SFW way I could illustrate it:

No wonder his voice was so muffled. Check out a couple more pictures on the following pages.

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New Dark Knight Rises Stills, Tom Hardy Says Bane is Intelligible

04.11.12 Written by Vince Mancini

[REMOVED, at da request o' dem lawyers.]

ComingSoon uncovered some new promo art for The Dark Knight Rises, and from the looks of it, the Dark Knight won’t be the ONLY thing rising, ifyouknowwhatImean! That’s right, I’m talking about your boner! But seriously, if your female cat is presenting like this, you better hope the male cats in the neighborhood are neutered or else they’ll be fighting and spraying everywhere. I wonder if those giant heels help you run and fight better. I bet they do.

TDKR was also the cover story of the most recent Entertainment Weekly, in which Tom Hardy claims you’ll be able to understand him:

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The Dark Knight Rises official trailer

12.19.11 Written by Vince Mancini

"SUCK THIS CODPIECE!"

DURK KNIGHT DURK KNIGHT DURK KNIGHT! (*wheeze, inhaler*)… If you’ve suffered through badly-bootlegged prologues and photocopied script pages in order to get the faintest, frothy whiff of Dark Knight Rises musk, this is the moment you’ve been waiting for. Well, one of them, anyway. The Dark Knight Rises finally has an official trailer, with everyone you’ve been hoping to see — Bane, Gary Oldman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, and of course Hines Ward. Is it just me or does Michael Caine sound more Statham henchman-y than usual? “Oy made a focken promise to your muvver an favah, an now deez conts ‘as ruined it, now ‘asn’t dey.”

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New Dark Knight Rises Photos: Anne Hathaway as Catwoman (NO SPOILERS ON PAGE 1)

09.26.11 Written by Vince Mancini

On the following pages, I’ve got some new pictures of Anne Hathaway in costume as Catwoman from the set of The Dark Knight Rises. Since I know how sensitive many of you are to spoilers, the first page only shows my fan-art recreation of the costume. Sorry to anyone I fooled you into thinking this was an official publicity still. It isn’t. It’s just a drawing. That’s supposed to be her litter box in the background on the bottom right.

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Catwoman is presenting. First pics of Anne Hathaway in Dark Knight Rises.

08.05.11 Written by Vince Mancini

Warner Bros just released this official image of Anne Hathaway as Selena Kyle in The Dark Knight Rises. I put the other two, possibly spoilery (but not really) set photos after the jump so no one would cry, even though this headline would’ve made way more sense with one of those in the banner. In any case, I’m interested in how this Catwoman character is going to work. For as much as Christopher Nolan gets his balls licked for these movies (rightly so), one of the biggest failings has always been the casting of the female roles. I love Anne Hathaway and all, and I think she’s a solid actress and it goes without saying that I’d totally do her, but if I have to pretend that Anne Hathaway can beat up a full grown man, it’s going to require more suspension of disbelief than pretending Katie Holmes is a hard-nosed District Attorney or that someone would refer to Maggie Gyllenhaal as “helloooo, beautiful.” (She’s attractive in a non-’beautiful’ kind of way…)

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