As you can see, this month’s Playboy features House Bunny star Anna Faris on the cover.  It hits newsstands this Friday.  What could possibly be bad about that news, you ask?

While Faris doesn’t appear nude in Playboy, she actually told me recently she was definitely tempted to strip down for the mag.

"I felt really sexy," she told me of the shoot. "I found myself totally getting into it. I was like, ‘Let’s just take it all off.’ " (Her publicist convinced her otherwise.) [E!]

BOOOOOOO!!!!! Thanks for the advice there, Lieutenant Cockblocker.  A hot chick who doesn’t get naked is like a child without laughter, or the petals of a flower without the morning dew.  People like Anna Faris’ publicist should literally be shot in the face and dumped in the sewer.

After the jump I’ve got the international trailer for The House Bunny, opening August 22nd.

The House Bunny stars Anna Faris alongside Colin Hanks and Rumer Willis.  All it needs is Bryce Dallace Howard to completely lock up the ugly-kids-of-famous people demographic.  It’s the second film from director Fred Wolf, whose first effort, Strange Wilderness, racked up an impressive 0.0% recommended rating on RottenTomatoes and grossed just $6.9 million dollars worldwide. Basically, if you went to all the theaters where this was playing and sold Chiclets, you would’ve made more than the movie did.

Still, I can’t help but think this has that cheesy and dumb but in a lovable way feel, a lá Legally Blonde or Clueless.  I wouldn’t be surprised if it made a lot of money.  But don’t listen to me, the drugs I’m on leave me incapable of surprise.  How do I feel about living like this?  Meh, it’s okay, I guess.

This is the trailer for The House Bunny, starring Anna Faris as a former Playmate who becomes the house mother of an unpopular sorority. She teaches them a little something about dressing like a stupid whore so guys will like you, and they teach her a little something about not being such a stupid whore all the time. Real-life Napoleon Dynamite Colin Hanks plays Faris’ love interest in the movie, because Hollywood is run by ugly guys.  The trailer comes from MySpace, and the users had this to say:

d[-_-]b Blair Nishio d[-_-]b says: this movie is basicly just like van wilder 2 but looks funny lol 

KraZyYcHiK added:

I THINK THIS MOVIE IZ FUNNY,AND OFCOURSE IT IS A CHIK FLEEK MOVIE, I WOULDNT MIND WACHING IT, I LOVE MOVIES LIKE THIS 

Hey, remember Napoleon Dynamite?  Of course you do, they keep trying to crowbar his ass into every movie. Blades of Glory, School for Scoundrels, The Benchwarmers, Just Like Heaven – what do these movies have in common?  I didn’t pay to see any of them.

In Mama’s Boy, Jon Heder, everyone’s 2nd favorite Mormon* plays a 29-year-old who still lives with his mom (Diane Keaton) whose life gets turned upside down when his mom starts dating a new man (Jeff Daniels).  Wow, sounds like Mr. Woodcock meets School for Scoundrels.  What a great business decision, those movies did really well at the box office, right? 

Anna Faris may be hot, but she’s yet to make a good career decision (that restraining order wasn’t so nice either, bitch – together, we could’ve gone straight to the top!).  And Diane Keaton?  Dead to me. 

*Number 1 is Steve Young 

In an interview with MTV, Anna Faris talks about her next project, a biopic of infamous porn star Linda Lovelace.

I for one couldn't be more grossed out.  Anna Faris – her pouty lips and supple buttox – ugh, what a disgusting pig.  She tried to make out with me at the bowling alley once, and I puked right on her tits.  True story.  

"There's a project about Linda Lovelace, the porn star, that we're really hoping to put together soon," Faris said of a dramatic biopic that will cast her as the infamous "Deep Throat" actress who dragged the X-rated movie into mainstream culture. "It's a really deep, dark drama — and it would be cool for me to do." 

Playing Linda Lovelace, sounds like fun.  Al Goldstein had this to say about her after her death: "Good riddance to trash. She was a good cocksucker. She was a piece of sh*t. Her book Ordeal was a lying piece of sh*t. She was a hooker, a scumbag, a lying trollop. I'm glad Traynor taught her to suck cock. I dropped several ejaculations down her throat. I want to do a final load, so when she goes to hell my sperm will go with her."  

What a classy guy.