The new Monsters vs. Aliens (Dreamworks, first animated movie shot entirely in 3-D, etc.) trailer opens on “Ginormica”, played by Reese Witherspoon, who seems to spontaneously quadruple in size on her wedding day. So wait, this makes her abnormal how? HEYO!

Also: anyone else chub a little when she burst the seams on her dress and her garter shot off? …Just me then?  

The trailer for Horton Hears a Who, featuring voice work by Jim Carrey, Steve Carell, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, and Isla Fisher, is now online.  As you can see.

It’s from Fox, but appears to be a pretty competent Pixar ripoff, and dare I say it, looks pretty badass. And by that I mean it looks like an excellent movie to see after I’ve taken a bunch of drugs (not to be confused with a movie that makes me feel like I’ve taken a bunch of drugs).

Don’t pet the children, don’t pet the children, don’t pet the children… DAMMIT!  They should really keep the youngins out of these animated flicks.