Cheech Marin is set to direct and star in a script he wrote himself called Angel of Oxnard, about a guy named Angel who works for the Home Shopping Network and whose face appears on a tortilla.  I swear I didn’t make that up.  Thing is, Cheech is the kind of lovable, pudgy little cherub that advertisers love.  He’s like the Mexican Dave Thomas.  Therefore, I don’t think seeing his face on a tortilla would freak me out that much.  I say they re-cast this with Danny Trejo.

“Deedju order sometheen, puto?” Terrifying.