I thought we could all use a nice little palate cleanser between courses of the sh*t sandwich that is today’s movie news, so here’s Nick Swardson’s parody trailer, 28 Drinks Trailer.  It stars Chris Evans, Andy Milonakis, that blonde chick from 30 Rock, Adam Sandler’s buddies that were in Grandma’s Boy, and some other people whose names I don’t feel like looking up (they’re listed on Funny or Die, in case you care).  I’ve been saying Nick Swardson’s funny for years now, so when he becomes a big star, you can bet I’ll be throwing that in your face. Anyway, 28 Days Later imagines a world out of control where everything you thought you knew one day turns completely butthoused.

I only wish Orson Welles had been around to star in this video.  If he were alive today, I like to imagine him getting sh*tfaced and passing out halfway through his commercial for the new KFC Skinwich*.  “AAAAAAHhhhhhhaaaaa the Kentucchhy…. shkin shandwissh…. hash a reputation for exshellensschhh… *snooze*”

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(I wanted to use this Buspockke .gif as the banner picture, but the file was too big)
Anyway, it’s comments of the week time again.  You know the drill.  Nominate for next week in the comments below.  No prizes to give away this week. (I’m working on getting prizes that don’t require me to make nice with publicists {ew!}. Stay tuned).

First off, I have to give honorable mention to Andy Milonakis for commenting on the comments on the post I did about him:

Andy Milonakis says: “See, when you’re close minded and unoriginal you think you can clearly, concisely make blanket statements about stuff, put a ribbon on it and expect people to eat it up. Well, as we all know (hopefully) anything creative is subjective, let people think what they want to think. Yes, I have a retarded sense of humor that is far from mainstream but why does it piss so many people off? Who knows but love it or hate it, I got a reaction. What have you guys done lately besides write negative comments on a message board? Hopefully something interesting.”

Wait, “put a ribbon on it and expect people to eat it up?”  Who eats ribbons?  Are you saying my commenters are goats?  Anyway, for what it’s worth, I thought your video was funny.  (*shrugs*)  Thanks for stopping by.

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You know, I have to hand it to Andy Milonakis.  It’s easy to like someone like Bo Burnham, because he’s all like, “Hi! I’m the precocious, multi-talented boy next door!”  Meanwhile, Andy Milonakis always gets an A+ in not giving a f*ck.  “Yeah, I’m a borderline psychotic genetic anomaly, what’s up now? I bet you’d love if it I did nice jokes and made sense, wouldn’t you, Bill H. Conformist.  Instead I wrote a Jamaican rap about zombies and eating pussy, here it go…” Seriously though, try not to laugh at the “I suck pussy on R train” line. Impossible.

I wonder what it’d be like to be 33 and look 15. I think if I were him, I’d slim down and try to bang 15-year-olds. It’s the American dream.

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