When the publicity shot of Anne Hathaway as the White Queen in Alice in Wonderland hit the web a few days ago, I thought it looked like someone was having a a fun with those old anal sex rumors again. So I made a few versions of my own and challenged you to do the same. Here are the results.
Ones I made:
Submissions:
As if it wasn’t bad enough that everybody reported that made-up quote about Anne Hathaway loving anal sex last year, the latest publicity still from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland depicts her (as the White Queen) gazing longlingly at a gerbil. Or maybe it’s a dormouse. What am I, a zoologist? All I know is that when someone eyes something small and furry like that, it’s probably because they want to put it in their butt. Oh, and, uh, I made these for fun. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get back to Algebra.
[more pictures of Alice in Wonderland people holding animals over at Empire]
UPDATE: Announcing: the first Annual Anne Hathaway Anal Sex Photoshop Contest - Send your (rear) entries to LANCE@FILMDRUNK.COM
Look, a Twilight trailer! Grr, abstinence and vampires!
Edward and his family are unique among vampires in their lifestyle choice. To Edward, Bella is that thing he has waited 90 years for - a soul mate. But the closer they get, the more Edward must struggle to resist the primal pull of her scent, which could send him into an uncontrollable frenzy [he f'n hates Elizabeth Arden -Ed.].
It makes complete sense that he wouldn’t want to bang this chick, I mean, it’s not like the devil already owns his soul or anything. It’s just that being chaste is so sexy - you can tell by all the meaningful looks they share. I mean, some people might argue getting your date drunk on wine coolers so you can touch her boobs after she passes out is sexy too, but try making a movie about that and all of a sudden everyone wants to arrest you. So I’ve heard. From a friend. Let’s call him "Chet".
