Welcome to the Rileys, starring Tony Soprano and Bella Swan, opened to middling reviews at Sundance in January (Adam Duritz was there!) and opens in limited release this weekend.  RopeofSilicon was able to obtain this red-band clip, and boy, Kristen Stewart sure has a potty mouth. She goes on and on about a guy trying to F her in the A, even though she says he has a pencil D, and then she’s all “F this” and “F that” and “I have to go take an Fing P.”

My word, has she been hanging out with ethnic wolves again?  A sparkling white Mormon vampire would never do such dirty things. What kind of girl does this guy think she is, Anne Hathaway?

When the publicity shot of Anne Hathaway as the White Queen in Alice in Wonderland hit the web a few days ago, I thought it looked like someone was having a a  fun with those old anal sex rumors again.  So I made a few versions of my own and challenged you to do the same.  Here are the results.

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As if it wasn’t bad enough that everybody reported that made-up quote about Anne Hathaway loving anal sex last year, the latest publicity still from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland depicts her (as the White Queen) gazing longlingly at a gerbil.  Or maybe it’s a dormouse.  What am I, a zoologist?  All I know is that when someone eyes something small and furry like that, it’s probably because they want to put it in their butt.  Oh, and, uh, I made these for fun.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get back to Algebra.

[more pictures of Alice in Wonderland people holding animals over at Empire]

UPDATE: Announcing: the first Annual Anne Hathaway Anal Sex Photoshop Contest – Send your (rear) entries to LANCE@FILMDRUNK.COM

Look, a Twilight trailer! Grr, abstinence and vampires!

Edward and his family are unique among vampires in their lifestyle choice. To Edward, Bella is that thing he has waited 90 years for – a soul mate. But the closer they get, the more Edward must struggle to resist the primal pull of her scent, which could send him into an uncontrollable frenzy [he f'n hates Elizabeth Arden -Ed.].

It makes complete sense that he wouldn’t want to bang this chick, I mean, it’s not like the devil already owns his soul or anything.  It’s just that being chaste is so sexy – you can tell by all the meaningful looks they share.  I mean, some people might argue getting your date drunk on wine coolers so you can touch her boobs after she passes out is sexy too, but try making a movie about that and all of a sudden everyone wants to arrest you.  So I’ve heard.  From a friend.  Let’s call him "Chet". 

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