There are a few stories going around today, but most of them aren’t worth more than a couple sentences.

“The long-gestating Lance Armstrong biopic has brought on a writer well-versed in sports comeback stories and could shoot as early as next year.”  Execs described the project as “like Seabiscuit with nut cancer.” |THR|

Fred Durst says Obama was created by the Jews or something.  |ContactMusic (notorious liars, btw)|

Here’s Linkin Park’s new single from the Transformers 2 soundtrack.  The video features a guy rocking out while manning a mixing board, which should tell you everything you need to know about Linkin Park. |MySpace|

Rosebud was a black chick. Tyler Perry’s new movie, I Can Do Bad All by Myself has a new poster. I’m gonna be pissed if I wake up one day and find out Tyler Perry’s movies had a map to the treasure in them. |MSN|

Iron Man writer Justin Theroux is set to direct Chief Ron, about blue-eyed dude who fought to build an Indian casino in New York.  Hopefully he gets Kurt Russell to star.  Captain Ron, Chief Ron – just a couple more before he fulfills the Village People cycle.  It’s every actor’s dream. |Variety|

Wall-E director Andrew Stanton is set to begin shooting his live-action John Carter Goes to Mars in Utah this November.  People in Utah are excited, but Mormons get excited about anything.  |KLS|

Amy Poehler will produce and star in Lunch Lady, based on a graphic novel about a crime-fighting lunch lady.  A crime-fighting lunch lady with a blonde vagina.  |THR|

A porn actress was diagnosed with HIV, leading some health officials to demand pornstars wear condoms all the time.  Sure, buddy, and maybe I’ll start jerking off with a dish glove while we’re at it. |LATimes|

Joss Whedon says he was approached about the reboot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer but wasn’t interested.  That’s makes two of us, broheim.  |EW|

Amy Poehler, whom I’ve always been strangely attracted to in a semi-nonsexual way, is currently in negotiations to star in a spinoff of The Office.  Currently, all that is known is that it will debut Super Bowl Sunday in February 2009 and will co-star Aziz Ansari from Human Giant. 

If you like The Office, you’ll love this new show with none of the same actors and a different premise!

Now, perhaps I’m missing something, but last I checked, a spinoff was where they took a popular character from one show and made a separate show out of it.  I.e., Frasier from Cheers – Frasier, Joey from Friends – Joey, etc. Since Amy Poehler isn’t a character on The Office, it’s hard to say what her show would be about.  She’s currently pregnant, so maybe she’ll play a chick with a fat gut, or a huge vagina.  Though I got my fingers crossed for C-section.

Via IESB, this is a new featurette for Baby Mama, the upcoming movie from Amy Poehler and Tina Fey (opening April 25th).  It looks fairly humorous, so I just hope they didn’t spoil every joke in the movie.

I don’t know if I’d call either of them "hot" in the traditional sense, but there’s something about Amy Poehler that I find adorable.  Every time I see her do something funny onscreen, it’s like walking in on a litter of baby kittens baking me brownies.  Even if they burn the sides a little bit, I’m still like, "Oh my gosh you guys, great job – let’s snuggle!" 

UPDATE: As suggested by Nix, I added their recent Vanity Fair pics, courtesy of ASocialite’sLIfe, which has the rest.  Hey, how did that get in there!

Tonight was the funniest Saturday Night Live I’ve seen in years and I was trying find the sketch in which Andy Samberg and Bill Hader put themselves in all the best picture-nominated films so that their grandpa can understand them.  I couldn’t find it, but I did find the above sketch, starring Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, about the once-a-year period drug. 

I also found the Cottonelle commercial (after the jump) in which a puppy gives some important advice about toilet paper.  A lab puppy who cares about my butt?  It’s like a dream come true!

UDATE: It’s not as cool as the toilet paper puppy, but Mike Huckabee made an appearance on weekend update.  I’m not sure what’s weirder, the fact that he’s kind of funny or the fact that he only has one dimple. (also after the jump)  

AOL has the HD trailer for Baby Mama, starring Amy Poehler and Tina Fey.  (opens April 25th)

Being a big fan of Mean Girls, 30 Rock (except for Judah Friedlander, whose entire character seems to consist of having his mouth open and wearing funny hats – I hate that guy), and pretty much all things Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, I’m kind of excited for this.

Crap, that totally makes me gay, doesn’t it.  Sorry, Ladies.  GRR, FIXING THE SINK!