Weird Al and Huey Lewis in American Psycho Parody |Funny or Die|

Morning Links

‘SNL’ Recap: Melissa McCarthy And Phoenix (And Peter Dinklage) |Warming Glow|

INTERVIEW: Place Beyond the Pines director Derek Cianfrance: “Ryan Gosling is magic.” |

How Many Grammys Will Ray J’s Kim Kardashian Ballad, ‘I Hit It First,’ Win? |UPROXX|

The Road To WrestleMania 29: Logical, Competently Written And Completely Dull |With Leather|

Console Wars Over: Xbox Makes You Great At Sex |Gamma Squad|

Congrats to Science for Discovering New, Terrifyingly Huge Tarantula |Smoking Section|

NFL Players as Superheroes, round 2 |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Hollywood Archaeology: The Super Mario Bros. Movie|Grantland|

7 Modern Ghost Towns That Look Like Sci-Fi Movies |Cracked|

17 solo albums (and one single) that effectively doomed bands |AV Club|

10 Things That Aren’t from the 90s, You Idiots |College Humor|

In Honor Of Siskel and Ebert: The Pop Cultural Couples Who Love To Hate Each Other |Pajiba|

Photos of the Rock Making Normal-Size Things Look Small |Vulture|

10 of the Most Expensive Typos in History |Mental Floss|

17 Motivational Sayings Decoded |HuffPost Comedy|

Sam Steals Joffrey’s Girls |Unreality|

This ‘Synchronized Human Chain Belly Flop’ Is All Kinds of Outrageous |Brobible|

Brooklyn Brew Kids |The High Definite|

Halle Berry Gotta Bun in the Oven |The Superficial|

Trailer: New Season of Dexter |Screen Junkies|

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MORNING LINKS
This Week in Posters & Stills: The Spring Breakers Bikini Team |Film Drunk|

Frotcast 138: Kai the Hatchet, Laremy’s Celebrity Stories |Frotcast|

Beyonce’s Publicist Is Going To Be PISSED When She Sees These Unflattering Photoshops |UPROXX|

Who doesn’t fantasize about being Patrick Bateman every once in a while?
[via Awkward Elevator]

6 Other Movies And TV Shows That Film In Front Of ‘It’s Always Sunny’s’ Paddy’s Pub
|Warming Glow|

Sports On TV: Community’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments |With Leather|

Jealous? Canada Gets Another Glow-In-The-Dark Dinosaur Quarter |Gamma Squad|

The 10 Worst Grammy Nominees For “Best Rap Album” |Smoking Section|

LOLNFL: Super Bowl XLVII Stuff |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Nobody Bring Your Puffy Vaginas To The Grammys. No Puffy Vaginas Allowed. |The Superficial|

Gronk Has An Offer To Be In Porn |Buzzfeed|

What Happened to That Guy: 5 Squandered Potentials |Holy Taco|

A Hashtag Can Be A Dangerous Thing |HuffPost Comedy|

Khloe Kardashian Wants Your Bone Marrow |IDLYITW|

The Cast of Teen Witch, 24 Years Later |Mental Floss|

John The Adorable Liar |Clip Nation|

Who should play young Han Solo if the captain of the Millennium Falcon gets his own movie? The choices aren’t great |Fark|

The 7 Most Impressive Hollywood Family Dynasties |Film.com|

The Next 20 Star Wars Spin-Offs |College Humor|

Do All Kids Just Send Their Toys To Space Now? |Videogum|

25 Years of “Go-To” Games – A Timeline |Unreality|

A Screen Junkies Rebuttal To MTV’s Rebuttal To Screen Junkies ‘Skyfall’ Honest Trailer
|Screen Junkies|

Is This Man Hollywood’s Most Romantic Director? |Pajiba|

The 9 Most Violent Movies of All Time |NextMovie|

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Remember when they tried to make American Psycho more accessible to today’s youth? You probably don’t. But it totally happened. Just watch. [via it Makes no Sense]

MORNING LINKS
Pictured: Arnold Schwarzenegger crushed a car with a tank today |Film Drunk|

Laremy talks about his New Year’s Eve movie marathon, and rubs it in about seeing Zero Dark Thirty |Frotcast|

Never change, John Mayer. [via Pleated Jeans]

Meet The Awesome Mom Who Made Her Son Sign An 18-Point Contract To Get His First iPhone |UPROXX|

The Best And Worst Of Geek Culture 2012 (Part 1)
|Gamma Squad|

The Vikings May Have Lost, But This Minnesota Local News Report Wins Everything |Warming Glow|

The Best Of Vintage WWF Royal Rumble Promos |With Leather|

Vampire Weekend To Release Third Album This Spring |Smoking Section|

Ray Lewis Bid Farewell To The Dirt |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

You can’t explain that |theChive|

13 Actors Whose Faces You Know From TV But Names You Don’t |Buzzfeed|

Of Course Chris Brown’s Cheating On Rihanna |The Superficial|

27 Cats Who Can’t Believe What They Just Saw |HuffPost Comedy|

Puking Robot Is My Favorite Robot |Videogum|

The 12 Most Important Sneakers Over The Last Decade |Giant Life|

Worst Video of 2013 |Holy Taco|

Napoleon Wasn’t Short, Vikings Didn’t Wear Horned Helmets, and 3 More Historical Misconceptions
|Mental Floss|

JWoww Posted A Video Of Her Butt |IDLYITW|

What to Say When Someone Knocks on the Bathroom Door |College Humor|

An Open Letter to Judd Apatow |NextMovie|

Cinema’s Most Dynamic Duos of 2012 |Pajiba|

Who Is This Year’s Channing Tatum, A.K.A. the Next Big Thing of 2013? |Film.com|

Blackface Is Still Totally Cool in Germany, Apparently |Hypervocal|

Flesh-Slapping Drum Solo |Clip Nation|

Why Seth MacFarlane Sucks |Smosh|

“Top 10 Worst Solo Albums by Superstar Band Members” is just begging for a fight |Fark|

20 Athlete Crushes from Your Childhood |Brobible|

A Close Encounter With A Polar Bear |High Definite|

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One of my least favorite questions in the world is: “What’s your favorite movie?” I get that a lot, obviously, but I always weasel out of it by either explaining that I have to break my favorite movies down into genres because it’s impossible to pick just one ultimate film or by kicking the person in the balls and sprinting away. Another reason it’s so difficult is because I prefer to be a Negative Nurnsy. That’s how I make all of my cool Internet friends, by criticizing and defecating on the hard work of others.

One movie that I won’t ever criticize is The Shining, or my Favorite Movie of All-Time, Category: Films that Scared the Sh*t Out of Me as a Kid (Okay, and Now, Too). And between the holiday season rolling in, my eternal fear of ever staying at a ski resort during a snow storm, South Park’s recent send-up of the Stephen King/Stanley Kubrick classic, and the fact that girls everywhere still awesomely dress as the dead twins for Halloween, I’ve become rather nostalgic.

So I scoured the webs and found some of my favorite tributes, photoshops, memes and just generally enjoyable pictures and GIFs regarding The Shining to share with you all, because I love them and they deserve to be shared. Also, working on the Worst Movies of the Year feature drives a good man insane. This is more therapeutic than anything.

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There’s really no way to explain this, except to say that it’s the best thing I’ve seen since Parkour Dog this morning, and the longer I watch it, the funnier it gets. This has enriched my life. I hope it enriches yours. Says YouTuber JensScholz:

Just 5 minutes of Bale nodding to a DJ Champion sample.

Yep. I have nothing to add except bra-vo, internet. You’ve done it again. How do you rate this against Luke We’re Gonna Have Company and Jurassic Park on a melodica in the annals of inexplicable internet whats-its? Discuss.

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