
It’s only been a few days since the Earth literally shattered with the news of a theatrical American Pie sequel. Recently, the press caught up with Seann William Scott to ask him about it, mainly because he’s the only member of the American Pie cast anyone remembers.
“I’ve been talking to them about it and there’s a possibility,” he told us. “We came up with an awesome idea and I’m kind of at the point where I’m already known as that character forever anyways. As much as I want to do a part like Christoph Waltz in ‘Inglourious Basterds,’ I did ‘American Pie’ three times and then versions of that in ten other movies. If it makes sense and if it makes people laugh than maybe.”
New York Times headline in 70-point font: “STIFLER SAYS ‘MAYBE’ TO AMERICAN PIE SEQUEL!” Someday we’ll remember this day like my generation’s Kennedy assassination. Meanwhile, Scott says Kevin Smith has also asked him to play the lead in Hit Somebody, his proposed hockey film.

