Must-Watch Bill Murray Cameo in Alpha House, starring John Goodman

Written by Vince Mancini / 04.23.13

In a promising move for the future of streaming media, Amazon has released the pilots of a bunch of original shows and allowed users to vote on which ones get greenlit. The way it used to work, TV networks would spend millions making a bunch of pilots, then they’d pick a few (whichever starred former castmembers of Friends, usually), and shitcan all the rest. That always seemed like a waste, not to mention it was based on studio-head predictions of what people would like, so this is a move in an interesting direction.

They could do better on offering easier-to-read descriptions of their pilots, but one such pilot is Alpha House, written by Doonesbury cartoonist Garry Trudeau, starring John Goodman, Clark Johnson, Matt Malloy, and Mark Consuelos as four senators living in a house together in DC. Sure, it sounds like a wackier take on House of Cards, but on the other hand… John Goodman. In this clip, Bill Murray makes a cameo. I think it goes without saying, I would watch Bill Murray and John Goodman in anything, even a documentary about raping my mother. All Bill Murray does in this clip is swear and yell and brush his teeth, and it’s entirely compelling. That’s the magic of Bill Murray.

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Cyber Monday Shocker: Aaron Sorkin’s lost Amazon product reviews uncovered

Written by Vince Mancini / 11.26.12

Here in America, we don’t need the coronation of a king or the birth of Jesus to hold a holiday, just a handful of dudes looking to earn some green. Black Friday, the holiday that comes a day after Thanksgiving that we celebrate with rednecks pulling guns on each other over bargain-priced flatscreens, eventually begat Cyber Monday (that’s today!), another consumer-product based holiday, this time for those of us who’d rather buy our sale-priced electronics online. As a man who once bought sweat pants off Amazon, and who’d avoid the mall even if I was with my dying mother and her dialysis machine was there, Cyber Monday is much closer to my heart.

Even the relative technophobes among us love to online shop, and in honor of Cyber Monday, we choose to celebrate the most famous of them, Newsroom creator, social media skeptic, and all-around Hollywood titan, Aaron Sorkin. Through his hacked, seldom-used now defunct Twitter account, FilmDrunk was able to exclusively uncover Sorkin’s Amazon history, and it turns out, in addition to being a prolific, politically-minded writer of acclaimed film and television, Aaron Sorkin is also the author behind a number of snappily-written Amazon product reviews. It makes so much sense when you think about it. Thus, we celebrate Cyber Monday by sharing with you a cross-section of Aaron Sorkin’s recently-uncovered Amazon product reviews. (*cough* parody, please don’t sue us! *cough, cough*) Enjoy!

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Let’s all enjoy this James Cameron/Arnold Schwarzenegger picture

Written by Vince Mancini / 03.24.11

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This being a movie site, we could sit here all day speculating on what projects James Cameron and Arnold Schwarzenegger might be discussing on their trip to the Amazon this week.  But the truth is, no one knows, and I’d rather just savor this incredible picture on its own merits.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER THOUGHT BUBBLE
Wait, *this* is Brazil?  Where’s all the mulatto ass?  …This truly is a land of contradictions.

JAMES CAMERON THOUGHT BUBBLE:
I wonder if this noble savage knows I burn piles of money to keep my gold bars warm.  Ooh! Maybe it has a retarded sibling or something that I could hunt for sport!  Wait, relax, Cameron, don’t wanna seem to eager.  Try to look interested in this cultural crap first.

"And here's an endangered sea snake I once used to strangle a high-priced prostitute."

"And here's an endangered sea snake I once used to strangle a high-priced prostitute."

[via Arnie's Twitter]

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James Cameron to game-change the Amazon (with my new favorite picture)

Written by Vince Mancini / 09.07.10

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For a while there it seemed like every environmental group was painting its cause as the real-life Avatar, so much so that I sort of tuned out. In so doing, the Xingu River tribes of the Amazon basin got lost in the shuffle.  But over the weekend James Cameron revealed plans to shoot a 3D documentary on the tribes.  The back story is that last week, Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva gave the go ahead to a massive dam project that would dry up a 60-mile stretch of the river, “devastating the indigenous communities that live along it.”  That spurred Cameron to announce his documentary, and makes this a perfect time to revisit the New York Times piece about Cameron’s first visit to the Amazon a few months ago and my God this is amazing:

“The snake kills by squeezing very slowly,” Mr. Cameron said to more than 70 indigenous people, some holding spears and bows and arrows, under a tree here along the Xingu River. “This is how the civilized world slowly, slowly pushes into the forest and takes away the world that used to be,” he added.

As if to underscore the point, seconds later a poisonous green snake fell out of a tree, just feet from where Mr. Cameron’s wife sat on a log. Screams rang out. Villagers scattered. The snake was killed. Then indigenous leaders set off on a dance of appreciation, ending at the boat that took Mr. Cameron away. All the while, Mr. Cameron danced haltingly, shaking a spear, a chief’s feathery yellow and white headdress atop his head.

Oh man.  Does it make me a bad person for finding that account hilarious?  Honestly, I think it’s a pretty cool move for James Cameron to take time out of his busy schedule sewing runway models to each other for his own amusement in the basement of his yacht to go help prevent an environmental disaster… but would it be too much to ask that the natives worship him like a God and give him a portly sidekick who calls him “Mr. Jim”?  Because that would be amazing.

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DAILY CIRCLE JERK: 2 GIRLS, 1 UP, AND A RABBIT

Written by RoboPanda / 08.24.09

Daily Circle Jerk Links:

  • Fresh Whole Rabbit: epic fake Amazon reviews and user-submitted pictures |Amazon|
  • “If the internet named movies” FTW |CollegeHumor|
  • Ten reasons NFL at home beats the stadium.  Why is “masturbating without getting arrested” not on this list?  |OpenSports|
  • Slideshow: best Hawaiian TV shows. |Getback|
  • Video: Tim Gunn’s appearance on The Daily Show |Comicsalliance|
  • Excuses to get drunk. |TSBMag|
  • Drunken Argument Friday: Is Quentin Tarantino a Visionary, or a Douchebag? |HolyTaco|
  • Winkers, the jeans that wink completely terrify me. |WarmingGlow|

~ robopanda [picture by Shark Robot T-shirts]

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