Let’s all enjoy this James Cameron/Arnold Schwarzenegger picture

03.24.11 Written by Vince Mancini

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This being a movie site, we could sit here all day speculating on what projects James Cameron and Arnold Schwarzenegger might be discussing on their trip to the Amazon this week.  But the truth is, no one knows, and I’d rather just savor this incredible picture on its own merits.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER THOUGHT BUBBLE
Wait, *this* is Brazil?  Where’s all the mulatto ass?  …This truly is a land of contradictions.

JAMES CAMERON THOUGHT BUBBLE:
I wonder if this noble savage knows I burn piles of money to keep my gold bars warm.  Ooh! Maybe it has a retarded sibling or something that I could hunt for sport!  Wait, relax, Cameron, don’t wanna seem to eager.  Try to look interested in this cultural crap first.

"And here's an endangered sea snake I once used to strangle a high-priced prostitute."

"And here's an endangered sea snake I once used to strangle a high-priced prostitute."

[via Arnie's Twitter]

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James Cameron to game-change the Amazon (with my new favorite picture)

09.07.10 Written by Vince Mancini

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For a while there it seemed like every environmental group was painting its cause as the real-life Avatar, so much so that I sort of tuned out. In so doing, the Xingu River tribes of the Amazon basin got lost in the shuffle.  But over the weekend James Cameron revealed plans to shoot a 3D documentary on the tribes.  The back story is that last week, Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva gave the go ahead to a massive dam project that would dry up a 60-mile stretch of the river, “devastating the indigenous communities that live along it.”  That spurred Cameron to announce his documentary, and makes this a perfect time to revisit the New York Times piece about Cameron’s first visit to the Amazon a few months ago and my God this is amazing:

“The snake kills by squeezing very slowly,” Mr. Cameron said to more than 70 indigenous people, some holding spears and bows and arrows, under a tree here along the Xingu River. “This is how the civilized world slowly, slowly pushes into the forest and takes away the world that used to be,” he added.

As if to underscore the point, seconds later a poisonous green snake fell out of a tree, just feet from where Mr. Cameron’s wife sat on a log. Screams rang out. Villagers scattered. The snake was killed. Then indigenous leaders set off on a dance of appreciation, ending at the boat that took Mr. Cameron away. All the while, Mr. Cameron danced haltingly, shaking a spear, a chief’s feathery yellow and white headdress atop his head.

Oh man.  Does it make me a bad person for finding that account hilarious?  Honestly, I think it’s a pretty cool move for James Cameron to take time out of his busy schedule sewing runway models to each other for his own amusement in the basement of his yacht to go help prevent an environmental disaster… but would it be too much to ask that the natives worship him like a God and give him a portly sidekick who calls him “Mr. Jim”?  Because that would be amazing.

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DAILY CIRCLE JERK: 2 GIRLS, 1 UP, AND A RABBIT

08.24.09 Written by RoboPanda

Daily Circle Jerk Links:

  • Fresh Whole Rabbit: epic fake Amazon reviews and user-submitted pictures |Amazon|
  • “If the internet named movies” FTW |CollegeHumor|
  • Ten reasons NFL at home beats the stadium.  Why is “masturbating without getting arrested” not on this list?  |OpenSports|
  • Slideshow: best Hawaiian TV shows. |Getback|
  • Video: Tim Gunn’s appearance on The Daily Show |Comicsalliance|
  • Excuses to get drunk. |TSBMag|
  • Drunken Argument Friday: Is Quentin Tarantino a Visionary, or a Douchebag? |HolyTaco|
  • Winkers, the jeans that wink completely terrify me. |WarmingGlow|

~ robopanda [picture by Shark Robot T-shirts]

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IMDB IS OFFERING FREE SHOWS

09.17.08 Written by Vince Mancini

IMDB, which is owned by Amazon, announced that it’s offering feature films and television shows for free on its website.

Over 6,000 titles will be available, the company said, citing recent episodes of popular television shows like “24″ and “Heroes” or classic films like “Some Like It Hot.”

IMDB also said that the first episodes of new fall television shows like “Lipstick Jungle” and “30 Rock” will be available for free viewing before their first air date. [THR]

Reached for comment, an industry insider said, “Ooh, look at me, I’m IMDB, I have free shows because I’m sooo cool.  La di da, Your Highnesty.”  The insider then made a dismissive wanking motion, adding, “Oh look, the same SNL sketches NBC has, well yippee dick.  Now could someone tell me where can I find crudely photoshopped pictures of a dog in a birthday hat?”

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