I couldn’t fit the whole thing in here (the above version is cropped), but JoBlo has a new panorama banner that shows most of the characters from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland.  I still think this whole thing’s better if you imagine this tea party as a trailer full of speed freaks.  The rabbit on Johnny Depp’s right, he’s the grizzled veteran of the meth game, paranoid and disheveled, indulging in the drugs out of necessity, no longer able to take pleasure in them.  Then there’s the Cheshire Cat on the right.  It’s his first time, so he’s feeling euphoric, smiling ear to ear and still has all his teeth.   The other rabbit is the fiend, the one who does one line and then every five minutes for the next few days keeps saying, “Time for another line!  Time for another line!”

They should do an Alice in Wonderland reimagining of Salton Sea.  “I don’t mean to impose, but I am the ocean.”

Tim Burton has cast Australian actress Mia Wasikowska, who looks like a giraffe I’d like to bone and is apparently on In Treatment, in his adaptation of Alice In Wonderland for Disney.

The film, based on a script by Linda Woolverton ("The Lion King"), will be produced by longtime Burton collaborator Richard Zanuck, former Disney chairman Joe Roth and Jennifer and Suzanne Todd. It will be shot with live-action and performance-capture footage and presented in Disney Digital 3-D. Disney creative executive Jason Reed will oversee the project, set to begin principal photography in November. [Hollywood Reporter]

I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to read "Wasikowska" without a question mark on the end.  In any case, I can only hope she’s preparing for her role by listening to Jefferson Airplane in the tub while Johnny Depp throws grapefruits at her head.