It seems like it was only yesterday that I was posting a new Watchmen trailer.  Oh wait, it actually was yesterday.  And yet, here we are today with a new “international trailer” (video below).  It seems they’ve gone back the the Smashing Pumpkins song; I prefer the Muse version. Hey, did I mention this movie doesn’t come out until March?  And that’s if we’re lucky and Fox loses their lawsuit.  I’m sure Fox is getting some great PR out of this.  I think they’re trying to prove that they can even f-ck up movies they didn’t make. Kinda like when I make the foster kids clean my furry outfit.
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The latest Empire magazine features two covers from Zack Snyder’s Watchmen adaptation, one of which presumably required Billy Crudup to get a bikini wax. His character was created using motion capture CG though, so how much of that is his actual crotch is debatable.  I’m not sure what’s hotter, the thought that I’m seeing Billy Crudup’s actual crotch bulge, or a sweaty basement full of Korean teenagers lovingly animating Billy Crudup’s dick bulge.  Oh boy, daddy needs a cold shower.Scintillating bonus footage from Comic-Con