Anyone involved with the creative decision making on Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull should be embarrassed at the unintentional joke of a movie they put out, but at least they have a sense of humor about the whole thing.  As long as they can make money off it, anyway.  This is the Indiana Jones Nuke the Fridge action figure from Sideshow Collectibles in conjunction with LucasFilm, and it can be yours for just $174.99.  I hear for an extra $100, you can watch George Lucas stuff the money in the bullfrog pouch underneath his chin and angrily demand more cat burgers.

The Nuke the Fridge moment famously spawned a catch phrase, but as I’ve said many times, that was far from the most laughably stupid moment of the film.  Things that were worse:

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I was sitting here looking at this new Captain Kirk doll with his cable-knit, V-neck sweater and black leather dildo holster, trying to figure out who he reminded me of. Suddenly it hit me:  the gay guy from Ugly Betty!  …What?  Why are you looking at me like that?  I watched it once.  ‘Cause some chick made me.  After we got done shopping for shoes.  I mean, after I got up in her guts!  Dammit!    *fans face with hand*

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