Remember back in July when I told you about Ace Ventura Jr., starring some little kid dressed like Jim Carrey?  You probably repressed the memory.  Regardless, it has a trailer out now, and thankfully, the project is going straight to DVD.  But that doesn’t change the fact that they plucked some chubby kid out of obscurity, encouraged him in all his annoying eccentricities, gave him stupid hair, probably paid him just enough to support his drug habit through age 18, and then released him back into society.   Pet detectives don’t carry guns do they?  We should probably lock this kid up right now as a preventative measure like the wolfman.  Before he becomes Teen Ace Ventura: Pet Mutilator. Also: him wearing a wifebeater in most of these scenes could be considered foreshadowing.

[via Cinematical]

As I’ve said before, aside from Pixar, pretty much everyone who makes kids’ movies should be summarily executed.  On that note, here’s your first look at Ace Ventura 3, in which a young Ace heroically saves the world from leftovers.  You going to finish that?  Allllriiighty then.

Filmz.ru also has a bunch of tiny posters. I think my favorite is this one.

[Moviehole via /Film]