Happy Monday (talk about an oxymoron, LOL!), poopeaters. I’ve got another copy of A Colbert Christmas to give away, so once again, here’s the run down:
Colbert is on his way to perform with Elvis Costello in New York City but is trapped by snow in his cabin in upstate New York (bear country). Luckily, his friends Feist, Toby Keith, John Legend, Willie Nelson and Jon Stewart stop by to help him celebrate the season. “A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!” features original songs written by David Javerbaum (executive producer, “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart”) and composer Adam Schlesinger (Fountains of Wayne), who recently collaborated on the Tony®-nominated Broadway musical “Cry Baby.”
Swell. What say we start with a little Seagal bashing, shall we? From the Steven Seagal has a reality show thread:
Stone Soup says, “I can just picture Seven Seagal busting open a front door using a 3′ salami as a battering ram.”
Well folks, I have nothing quite so interesting to report this week as a quasi-celebrity blaming you for his sister presuming him dead, but I do have multiple DVDs to give away. For the Winner, X-Files: I Want to Believe, hitting DVD shelves December 2nd with a veritable cunt load of extra features.
Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny re-team to unravel a bizarre case right out of “The X-Files.” Amidst an eerily deceptive calm, F.B.I. agent Monica Bannan is abducted. Not only does the search for the missing woman ignite sparks between partners Scully (Anderson) and Mulder (Duchovny), it defies the boundaries of science, the supernatural and the terrifying spaces in between!
AAAAIIIIEEE!!! And for the runner up, A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All in stores November 25th.
Colbert is on his way to perform with Elvis Costello in New York City but is trapped by snow in his cabin in upstate New York (bear country). Luckily, his friends Feist, Toby Keith, John Legend, Willie Nelson and Jon Stewart stop by to help him celebrate the season. “A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!” features original songs written by David Javerbaum (executive producer, “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart”) and composer Adam Schlesinger (Fountains of Wayne), who recently collaborated on the Tony®-nominated Broadway musical “Cry Baby.”
Join me after the jump for list of winners and runner upses. As always, nominate for next week in the comments section (which you can always find linked on the About page).