Hooray, it’s the second installment of 80s dating videos.  I defy you not to laugh at the 45-second mark when Viking Man comes back.  What kind of weak-ass viking needs to video date anyway?  What’s that?  He’s actually a mathematician?  Shocking.  Oh dating videos.  Thank God you can just put pictures of your weiner on craigslist nowadays.  Yes, it’s a wonderful time to be alive. [via OhHaveYouSeenThis]

DCJ Links:

• Hey look, a Victoria’s Secret commercial.  Because boobs. |Guyism|
• 25 American Gothic parodies. |HolyTaco|
• The 10 best corrupt movie cops, inspired by Papa Cage in Bad Lieutenant. |ScreenJunkies|
• I’m not sure what’s wrong with this girl, but I’m pretty sure I could cure it with a blunt object and a ride in a van. |WarmingGlow|
• Brady Quinn promises a dying man a completion.  Which, when you play for the Browns, is like Babe Ruth promising to hit 12 home runs.  Which he once did, whilst drunk and suffering from the clap. Does a completion for a loss of two count?  |SportsPickle|
• The ten longest movie fight scenes of all time.  Though I’ve heard that it’s actually the girth that matters. |ToplessRobot|
• A new study shows that men are quicker to say “I Love You” in relationships.  Though they’re also quicker to say “bitch, make me a sandwich.”  |Asylum|
• Atom’s number one video from last week, texting while walking.  It’s, like, British. |Atom|

UPDATE: Moved to the top of the page, because this video is just that good. “I like to wear bright socks and am an avid Cleveland Browns fan.” You moist yet, ladies?

Man, wouldn’t it have been awesome to have been a single woman in the 80s?  Look at all these legit dudes you would’ve had to choose from!  I mean, a viking?  This guy?  Is that a denim jacket AND fingerless gloves?  Heck,I’d f that dude. Also: I guarantee one these guys fathered a FilmDrunkard. [via Ohhaveyouseenthis]

YOUR DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:

• College Football’s 40 hottest fanbases.  (40? That really narrows it down.  Come on, guys, I can only afford so much chloroform). |Bleacherreport|
• Patton Oswalt is on the Adam Carolla podcast?  What God did I please! |AdamCarolla|
• Ryan_Gosling got booted off Twitter, but he’s been reborn as The_Baby_Goose.  He’s no Nick Nolte’s Mugshot, but still. |Twitter/The_Baby_Goose|
• A brief history of Kanye meltdowns. |GetBack|
• Megan Fox still pandering. If she wants to win me over, she knows what she needs to do. *points to crotch*  |ComicsAlliance|
• F’cking Movie Reviews has an iPhone App.  A f’cking iPhone App, one might say. |FingmovieReviews|
• G4′s 10 hottest women of the web. Jesus Christ, did they really use Kel Mitchell for that panel?  |G4|
• A 56-year-old virgin attending a town hall meeting?  Color me surprised.  Wait, did she say “technically”?  Excuse me, I need to go vomit and scream into my pillow for a while. |HolyTaco|
• Global warming may be hazardous to your beer.  Can’t we just an invent a planet cozy?  Preferably one that says “No Fat Chicks.”  |Atom|
• Fun “Obama with a light saber” images.  Haha, it almost makes me forget that horrible health care bill!  |ScreenJunkies|