It’s pretty well known that Tina Fey never talks about the little scar on her left cheek.  Luckily, she also has a husband who’s just happy when someone wants to talk to him. He recently revealed his wife’s scar origin in an interview with Vanity Fair:

Jeff Richmond says a stranger slashed Fey’s face when she was 5 years old.

The future TV star was playing in the front yard of her Upper Darby, Penn., home when a stranger approached the young Fey and violently cut her cheek.

Says Richmond: “That scar was fascinating to me. This is somebody who, no matter what it was, has gone through something. And I think it really informs the way she thinks about her life.” [AP]

Yeah, I can totally understand that.  It’s like when I was five and I pissed my pants on a field trip to the zoo, and to this day I still cry like a baby whenever I see zebra print.  That was also the year I stopped breastfeeding. I don’t really know where I was going with this, but if I had to choose someone on 30 Rock to get their face slashed, it’d definitely be Judah Friedlander.  He could wear a hat that says “OUCH MY FACE!”

JJ Abrams’ Cloverfield viral market campaign has been so retarded and self-referential so far that I’ll believe anything.  This is a screen shot from 30 Rock that may or may not show the Cloverfield monster.

“The image I have attached is a screenshot of the latest episode of 30 Rock (207).  I just might be a little paranoid, but my wife and I both first thought of Cloverfield when Kenneth showed a sketch of his dreams.  Then again it could just be coincidence.  Euring the same segment, Kenneth mentions that he dreamed about it and that so far all his dreams have come true.” [/film]

So… is this a semi-inside joke from Tina Fey, or an actual wink-wink product placement?  I don’t know, but I’d like to be semi inside Tina Fey, wink wink. 

Since that wasn’t that funny, I’ve posted a video that is, a "sophisticated, elegant webcast" about 30 Rock, after the jump.