This is a commercial from the 90s advertising a 1-900 number that you could call and pay $2.00 a minute to hear a story that would make you cry.  I didn’t realize making people cry was such a valuable skill.  Hey, *points to crotch* I could do that.  Wait, did you say it had to last a minute?  [via FilledwithChocolatePudding]

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