‘The Shining’ Meets ‘Dumb and Dumber’ (Morning Links)

Written by AMB / 03.12.13

[via Clip Nation]

MORNING LINKS
James Franco’s Neighbors Hate Him |Film Drunk|

Matt Ufford has added another title to his resume: podcaster. |Frotcast|

Let’s Now All Speculate Wildly About The Meaning Of The ‘Mad Men’ Season Six Poster AMC Just Released |UPROXX|

Much better [via Awkward Elevator]

Minka Kelly Will Co-Star In J.J. Abrams’s New Show About Robot Cops Or Something
|Warming Glow|

Rashad Evans Doesn’t Understand Why You’re Still Being So Stupid About Gay Rights
|With Leather|

Nic Cage Is Done With Ghost Rider, Suggests A Female Ghost Rider |Gamma Squad|

12 Shows We’re Excited To See At #SXSW2013 |Smoking Section|

1978 Peter King Was A Young Dr. Steve Brule |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

The 29 Sexiest Olivia Wilde Pictures of All Time |Ranker|

Back to the future… lower back problems! |theChive|

11 Characters Played by Different Actors |Mental Floss|

Exclusive Clip: Ron Howard on the Making of ‘Willow’ |Film.com|

The Most Hated College Basketball Players of the Last 30 Years |Grantland|

7 ‘Wizard of Oz’ Easter Eggs Hidden In ‘Oz the Great and Powerful’ |NextMovie|

The Best Six Seconds You’ll Waste Today |HuffPost Comedy|

Chris Brown Continues To Be Chris Brown |IDLYITW|

The 10 Best Disney-Rap Mashups |College Humor|

The 7 Best Horror Re-Imaginings |Screen Junkies|

Friends’ 10 Most Quotable Lines |Vulture|

Awards are Stupid |Holy Taco|

’90s Sitcom Sidekicks – Then and Now |Giant Life|

A Mountain Climber’s 100 Foot Fall, Captured On His Helmet Cam |Videogum|

Joss Whedon And The Much Ado About Nothing Cast Talk About Stressing The Human Not The Hymen |Pajiba|

Amanda Bynes Looks Like This Now |The Superficial|

Lesbians Offer Their Thoughts About Penises |Brobible|

All Robert De Niro’s Suits From Casino |High Definite|

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Supercut: Terrible Karate and Your Morning Links

Written by AMB / 03.11.13

[via HYST]

MORNING LINKS
Review: Oz The Great and Powerful |Film Drunk|

Huzzah! Bret returns. |Frotcast|

‘SNL’ Recap: Justin Timberlake (And Steve Martin, Jay-Z, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, More) |Warming Glow|

The Best Of The ‘Joseph Gordon-Levitt Working Out’ Photoshop Challenge |UPROXX|

Mul-ti-pass [via Fck Yeah Dementia]

Forget Dennis Rodman, Ric Flair Was The Original North Korean Diplomat |With Leather|

5 Ways The Launches Of The Next Playstation And Xbox Will Follow In The Wii U’s Footsteps
|Gamma Squad|

Movie Studios See Revenues Increase Since Megaupload Closing, And Other Kim Dotcom News |Smoking Section|

Terrible Towels Have Nipples, According To Steelers Fan Tattoo |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Bad girls bend at the waist |theChive|

5 Tech-Savvy Tricks to Help You Get a Good Night’s Sleep |Mental Floss|

Justin Bieber Threatens To ‘Beat The F*ck’ Out Of Photographer, Hilariously Thinks That’s Possible |The Superficial|

The Worst Contracts In The NBA |Grantland|

Ocean Public Marriage Proposal Goes Horribly RIGHT! |Videogum|

What If He Hadn’t Joined Monty Python? |HuffPost Comedy|

8 Nuclear Movies That Won’t Give You Radiation Poisoning |Screen Junkies|

Every Infomercial Ever Summed Up In 11 GIFS |College Humor|

We Have Selena Gomez’s Dad To Thank For Everything That’s About To Happen |IDLYITW|

Oz Beyond Oz: 10 Ruby-Slipper-Less Wizard of Oz Treatments |Vulture|

Opinion: ‘Leprechaun’ Is the Best Horror Series Ever Made |NextMovie|

Hooters Ball Girl Tosses Live Ball into Crowd |Clip Nation|

The 10 Most Intense Documentaries Ever Made |Film.com|

25 Best Cars Under $25,000 |Giant Life|

Power Ranking TV’s Favorite Spooks And Secret Agents |Pajiba|

Saying YOLO, and 20 Things Everyone Needs to Stop Doing |Brobible|

Masters of Westeros: Castle Greyjoy |High Definite|

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The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating (Morning Links)

Written by AMB / 03.08.13

[via Holy Taco]

MORNING LINKS
Matthew McConaughey was shirtless at Whole Foods |Film Drunk|

Frotcast 142: Matt Ufford, and Your Favorite Directors’ Worst Movies |Frotcast|

Gaaahhhh [via Best Nate Smith Ever!]

How Justin Timberlake Went From Boy Band Laughing Stock To Pop Culture Icon |UPROXX|

Broadway Theatergoers Can’t Stop Taking Pictures Of Naked Emilia Clarke |Warming Glow|

The Best Of Jose Bautista’s Reddit AMA |With Leather|

PETA Condemns ‘Assassin’s Creed IV’ Whaling. Ubisoft Responds With Pretty Sweet Zinger
|Gamma Squad|

On D’Angelo, Questlove And An Album 13 Years In The Making |Smoking Section|

This Week in F–k You: Rich Kid Concierge Services |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

I want thaaaaat |theChive|

11 Fun Facts About SXSW |Mental Floss|

Shia LaBeouf Still Leaking Emails From Alec Baldwin |The Superficial|

Inside ILM: Behind the Creation of Digital New York City for The Avengers |Grantland|

The 8 Most Memorable Premieres in SXSW History |Film.com|

Jon Stewart’s Movie And TV Roles: A Look Back |HuffPost Comedy|

This Is Just Some Very Good Homophobic Slam Poetry |Videogum|

What If Batman’s Parents Died Another Way? |College Humor|

The 15 Best Death Scenes in Movies |NextMovie|

30 Rock’s Five Top Musical Moments, Picked By the Show’s Composer, Jeff Richmond |Vulture|

Chris Brown Lost His Shit On A Valet Over $10 |IDLYITW|

NBA Jam: North Korea Edition |Clip Nation|

Obama Confuses ‘Star Trek’ And ‘Star Wars’ |Screen Junkies|

The Ugliest Sneakers To Touch A Basketball Court |Giant Life|

7 Sh*tty Movie Parents Of The 80s and 90s That Will Make You Feel Better By Comparison |Pajiba|

Bro Tries to Score Chicks Using the Most Vulgar Pick Up Lines Possible |Brobible|

The Science Of Aging Explained |High Definite|

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Honest Trailer: ‘Twilight – Breaking Dawn’ and Your Morning Links

Written by AMB / 03.06.13

[via Screen Junkies]

MORNING LINKS
Terrence Howard praises Oprah’s ‘Tig Ol’ Bitties’ |Film Drunk|

Mr. Legel Goes to Washington |Frotcast|

How Bill Murray Should Appear In Your Favorite (And Least Favorite) TV Shows |Warming Glow|

Lil’ Lebowski [via Tastefully Offensive]

Howard Stern’s Interview With Alex Jones Was A Rollicking Crazy Train Wreck |UPROXX|

Michelle Jenneke’s Busted Hamstring Is Doing Wonders For Her Instagram |With Leather|

Want To Watch Gary Busey Explaining (And Rapping) About Hobbits? Yes, Of Course You Do |Gamma Squad|

10 Instances Of Ludacris’ Girlfriend Eudoxie Looking Gloriously Thick |Smoking Section|

Gruden Talk: Jon and Herm Discuss the Sequester With Former White House Chief of Staff Erskine Bowles |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

The 39 Hottest Eva Mendes Pictures of All Time |Ranker|

MS paint artist that will draw just about anything you ask for |theChive|

9 Historical Methods for Determining the Sex of an Unborn Baby |Mental Floss|

Body Slamming The Multiplex: The Future of WWE Films |Film.com|

Choking on the Splinters – Taking stock of Beck’s career 20 years after ”Loser” |Grantland|

Olivia Wilde Has Some Friendly Advice For Justin Bieber |IDLYITW|

Girl Wedgies Herself Climbing Fence At Blink 182 Show |HuffPost Comedy|

Reporter Spends Entire Interview Macking on Mila Kunis |NextMovie|

The 8 Hardest Unimportant Decisions You’ll Have to Make |College Humor|

Average Party |Holy Taco|

Jeffrey Tambor Shares Eight Behind-the-Scenes Stories From The Larry Sanders Show |Vulture|

Oh Shut Up, Taylor Swift |Videogum|

The Terrible Karate Supercut |Clip Nation|

Miss Teen Delaware Only Made $1,500 For The Porn That Everybody’s Seen At Least Once Now |The Superficial|

Celebs Caught Gawking At Girls |Giant Life|

Ron Swanson’s On the Cover of Paste |Pajiba|

World’s Strongest Man Competitor Cannot Complete the Atlas Stones Event, Boulder Crushes Him |Brobible|

Bad Lip Reading: Peter & Gwen |High Definite|

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Yes, this is a real book

Written by AMB / 03.04.13

I like to think that when people bring up Twilight to this author, she’s like “Twi-what? I’m sorry, I’ve never heard of this work.” From the Amazon description: When Tobias Richard Vandevelde wakes up in a hospital with no memory of the night before, his horrified mother tells him that he was found unconscious. At Featherdale Wildlife Park. In a dingo pen. [Amazon - thanks, Fek]

MORNING LINKS
One Brave Blogger Has Finally Discovered The ‘Average Porn Star’ |Film Drunk|

Frotcast 141: Leslie Small and Laremy Legel |Frotcast|

Nightmare Fuel. [via Fck Yeah Dementia]

Attention Hollywood: Here Are Twenty (Mostly) Terrible TV Pitches |UPROXX|

‘SNL’ Recap: Kevin Hart And Macklemore & Ryan Lewis |Warming Glow|

Meet The Perfect Sports Companion: A Dog That Fetches Bottles Of Vodka |With Leather|

Five Games That Are Going To Eat Your March |Gamma Squad|

“Scientifically accurate Spider-Man,” from ADHD. |YouTube|

KSK Mock Draft: New Combine Events |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Please nobody tell these girls how their clothes are supposed to work |theChive|

17 Overly Optimistic Book Titles |Mental Floss|

Shut Up And Watch Wonder Woman Fight Nazis |The Superficial|

10 Things Hal on Malcolm in the Middle Did That Walter White Never Would |Vulture|

The Ultimate Goat Mega Mix |Holy Taco|

The Best Gangster Movies Like Snatch You’ve Never Seen |Screen Junkies|

Vanessa Hudgens And Selena Gomez Aren’t Sexual Innuendos At All |IDLYITW|

Conan O’Brien Takes The U.S. Citizenship Test |Clip Nation|

The 9 Greatest Sexless Sex Scenes |NextMovie|

Watch 20 Minutes Of Deleted Scenes From ‘The Master’ |Film.com|

Tom Hardy Once Again Proves That He’s More Man Than You Will Ever Be |Pajiba|

Two Toddlers Rock Out to Korn in Their Car Seats, Which Is Way Too Awesome to Comprehend |Brobible|

Natalie Portman For Miss Dior |High Definite|

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