For your latest Uproxx Video, we hear from adult film location scout Gerald Staniggan. Of course, my favorite porn location is still “in the butt.” [UproxxVideo]

MORNING LINKS
VIDEO: What if Disney’s ‘Paperman’ ended in a three way? |Film Drunk|

Rock (And Chappelle) Me Baby: 10 Comedian Pairings We Hope Tour In 2013 |Warming Glow|

Donald Rumsfeld’s Iraq War Anniversary Tweet Has Not Been Well-Received |UPROXX|

“The day I tried to take a selfie with a camel.” [Imgur]

Celebrate The Impending Arrival Of ‘BioShock Infinite’ With A TV Spot And Dumbass YouTube Comments |Gamma Squad|

Al Jefferson Posterizes Goofy |With Leather|

Aspiring Rapper Tried To Sacrifice His Friend To Join The Illuminati |Smoking Section|

Terrible Titles For Imaginary Novels
|Kissing Suzy Kolber|

SXSW 2013: Diary of an SXSW Virgin |Film.com|

Dave Grohl Effectively Tears Apart The Voice in One Sentence |College Humor|

9 Movies That Ripped Off the ‘Die Hard’ Formula |NextMovie|

The NFL Coaches Family Portrait: By the Numbers |Grantland|

She Just Needs Rehab, Guys |IDLYITW|

Hipster fashion is spreading through Finland like a plague |The Chive|

7 Greatest Manhunt Movies |Screen Junkies|

Why Broadcast Networks Can’t (or Won’t) Make a New Reality Hit |Vulture|

Elmo Road Rage |Holy Taco|

25 Amazing Facts Guaranteed to Make You Smile |Mental Floss|

Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Kardashian Sisters Have A Vagina Smelling Contest |Videogum|

Calculating The Odds of Filling Out a Perfect NCAA Bracket |Clip Nation|

Lindsey Vonn Hid In Tiger Woods’ Car For An Hour Because She’s Terrified of Elin Nordegren
|The Superficial|

17 Hilariously Smart-Ass Facebook Replies |HuffPost Comedy|

10 Impossible Buzzer Beaters From March Madness |Giant Life|

13 Couples That Would Turn Patrick Stewart’s Wedding Into A Beautiful Gaystravaganza |Pajiba|

The Under-Appreciated Practical Effects of the Prequels |Unreality|

Lindsey Vonn Made Fun of Tiger Woods During His Many, Many Affair Revelations |Brobible|

Everything Wrong With The Dark Knight In 4 Minutes |High Definite|

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MORNING LINKS
Terry Richardson Did His Nerdy Glasses Thing With Selena Gomez |Film Drunk|

Vince and Bret bloop in. Two bloop ins for the price of one. |Frotcast|

Baby steps [via Humor Train]

R.I.P. Lil Wayne (Or Not): Explaining What Happened To Weezy Via GIFs |UPROXX|

‘Game Of Thrones’ Meets ‘The Princess Bride’ Mashup Is No Longer Inconceivable |Warming Glow|

Heidi Klum’s Carl’s Jr. Commercial May Top Kate Upton… Just Kidding |With Leather|

An Open Letter To Batman Regarding Robin |Gamma Squad|

Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Gives Us Another “History of Rap” Lesson |Smoking Section|

KSK Not Mock Draft: Hangover Cures |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Freezing Her Eggs, Probably Not A Bad Idea |The Superficial|

6 New Toasting Techniques for Expert Drinkers |College Humor|

Just a friendly reminder that there’s no poopin’ in the tub. |Videogum|

8 SXSwag Items from the Film and Interactive Conferences |Mental Floss|

Warwick Davis Would Like A Bigger Role In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ |Screen Junkies|

The sex. The violence. The remarkable career of Pam Grier. |Grantland|

A Producer Testifies ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ Scripted Scenes To Make Kris Humphries Look Bad |IDLYITW|

Graffiti isn’t always a bad thing |The Chive|

The 25 Best Movie-Inspired Graffiti Pieces |NextMovie|

Baby Elephants Give The Best Hugs |Clip Nation|

Studio Ghibli’s 7 Best Films |Film.com|

Porn Stars Congratulate The Pope |HuffPost Comedy|

10 Ordinary Things That Always Conjure Seinfeld |Vulture|

The Most Expensive iPad… Ever |Giant Life|

Eight More Franchise Crossovers Ripe for Hollywood’s Picking |Pajiba|

12 Hilariously Avoidable Movie Deaths |Unreality|

Watch a Dude Get Arrested for Jumping Over a Cop |Brobible|

Lupe Fiasco – Jonylah Forever (RIP Jonylah Watkins) |High Definite|

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MORNING LINKS
Spring Breakers Review: Many f*cks spoken, few given |Film Drunk|

Frotcast 143: Live From SXSW |Frotcast|

15 Other Classic Albums Recorded At Sound City Studios |UPROXX|

I’m gonna hug him, and squeeze him, and call him George. [via Fck Yeah Dementia]

Sports On TV: Freaks And Geeks’ 10 Greatest Sports Moments |With Leather|

Of Course Kevin Smith Ate A 21,000 Calorie Sandwich |Warming Glow|

See How Jurassic Park’s T-Rex Was Made Then Watch Him In Action In Two New ‘Jurassic Park 3D’ TV Ads |Gamma Squad|

10 Rappers You Should Stop Hating |Smoking Section|

Enter Scrapendola |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

10 International Pizza Toppings |Mental Floss|

Whatever happens, don’t say awww |theChive|

West Coast Bias |Grantland|

Justin Bieber Made Me Feel Sorry For Lindsay Lohan, What The Hell Just Happened?
|The Superficial|

Jerry Seinfeld Does Brand New Stand-Up Set |HuffPost Comedy|

The Great Debate: SXSW vs. Sundance |Film.com|

Top 18 Kanye West Non-Rhyme Rhymes |College Humor|

FOX Affiliate Half Apologizes For Using Breasts B-Roll In Story About “Women’s Day” |Videogum|

How Season Four of Community Reveals a Major Flaw of the First Three Seasons |Vulture|

My 25 Favorite People on Twitter |Holy Taco|

Conan Shames Employee Over Espresso Machine |Clip Nation|

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Maxim’s “Hottest Cover Girl Ever” |IDLYITW|

5 Reasons Why The Kate Moss Playboy Cover Is Gonna Be The Sh*t! |Giant Life|

Movie Marquee Fails |Screen Junkies|

Our 10 Favorite Performances Of The SXSW Film Festival |Pajiba|

20 Dogs That Look Like Celebrities |Unreality|

Brown University Teaching Male Students How to Achieve Sexual Pleasure From Their Prostate |Brobible|

The Science of Hair Loss/Balding |High Definite|

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MORNING LINKS
‘Action Stars Shooting At Dogs’ Debuts With Mel Gibson |Film Drunk|

Even The Westboro Baptist Church Loves Jennifer Lawrence |UPROXX|

Here’s Every Pam Poovey Food Prop From ‘Archer’ |Warming Glow|

My New Favorite Thing: TRON Hockey
|With Leather|

Kitty! [via The Frogman]

UPROXX Video: Meet Real Life Superhero ‘The Chum’ In ‘TV For Real’ |Gamma Squad|

10 Redman Songs Everyone Should Know |Smoking Section|

How to Properly React to Free Agency
|Kissing Suzy Kolber|

It’s yoga pants O’Clock somewhere |theChive|

11 Times Companies Bowed to Customer Outcry |Mental Floss|

Reel Papal: A Brief History of Popes on Film |Film.com|

Titus’s Top 12 NCAA Power Rankings |Grantland|

Justin Bieber Fans Sent “17,000 Hate Tweets” To Olivia Wilde |IDLYITW|

This French Toilet Paper Ad Is Perfect |HuffPost Comedy|

What Your Sex Toy Says About You |Holy Taco|

Pope Francis Kinda Looks Like George Bluth Sr. |College Humor|

Minnesota Man To State Gov’t: ‘Did You Guys Know Gays Are Ejaculating Into Each Others’ Butts?’ |The Superficial|

11 Things the Veronica Mars Movie Has to Have |Vulture|

16 Movie Stars With Secret Talents |NextMovie|

Louis C.K. Silences Audience Member |Clip Nation|

‘Good Times’ Film In The Works: Jimmy Walker Gets To Eat This Month! |Screen Junkies|

Kelly Rowland Likes Her “Kisses Down Low” |Giant Life|

Marty Stouffer is no Gustavo Almadovar |Videogum|

Five Ways Joel and Mike from “Mystery Science Theater 3000″ are Better than Each Other |Pajiba|

Hilarious North Korean Propaganda Film Says Americans ‘Eat Birds’ and Drink ‘Hot Snow’ as Coffee |Brobible|

Music from the UK: An Infographic |High Definite|

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MORNING LINKS
The Great ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Porn Parody Lawsuit Nightmare Is Finally Over |Film Drunk|

Music Video Breakdown: ‘Toxic’ By Britney Spears |UPROXX|

The 5 Most Insincere, Self-Serving Quotes In The Daily Beast’s Matt Lauer Profile |Warming Glow|

Uncanny resemblance [via Humor Train]

Soldiers Surprising Their Families At Hockey Games Are Just As Good As Baseball Games |With Leather|

Watch These Retired Lab Chimps Experience Sunlight And Grass For The First Time
|Gamma Squad|

Of Course You Want To Watch Drake’s “Started From The Bottom” Performed In Sign Language |Smoking Section|

This Week In F–k You: NFL Reporters Dogging On Free Agency |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

The Hottest Pictures of Old Celebrities When They Were Young |Ranker|

Gettin’ low, down, and dirty once again |theChive|

10 Movie Characters and Scenes Built Out of Legos |Mental Floss|

Sarah Palin’s Writing A Book About Christmas |The Superficial|

Melissa McCarthy Takeover Proceeds Ahead of Schedule |Grantland|

Paula Deen Slo Mo |Holy Taco|

Marc Maron Explains His Awkward Interview With James Franco |HuffPost Comedy|

Everybody Got Hacked |IDLYITW|

We Tasted 7 of the Worst Cocktails Because How Bad Could They Be? |College Humor|

SXSW: Why Sex Is Worse Than Violence & 9 Other Things We Learned About the MPAA |Film.com|

The Evolution of the TV Nerd, From Potsie to Urkel to Abed |Vulture|

I’m Worried About Bam Margera, You Guys |Videogum|

Kristen Stewart Explains St. Patrick’s Day |Clip Nation|

There’s A ‘King Of Kong’ About ‘Wreck-It Ralph’ Too |Screen Junkies|

Would You Wear The Google Sneaker? |Giant Life|

10 Directors Who Haven’t Managed To Top Their Directorial Debut |Pajiba|

The Most Facemelting Dubstep Show GIF Ever |Brobible|

Batman In Classic Movie Scenes |High Definite|

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