Zoe Saldana, Aziz Ansari and Olivia Wilde, among others not important enough to picture or mention, announced the nominations for the 71st Annual Golden Globes Awards this morning, and leading the way were American Hustle and 12 Years a Slave with seven nominations each. Nebraska also received five nominations, while Captain Phillips and Gravity each had four, leaving a lot of room for surprise and Internet scorn for the other critical favorites that had two or less. Don’t even get me started on White House Down not having any nominations.
But I’ll leave critical analysis to the experts and you far wiser Drunkards and rebellious commenters, so here’s the complete list of this year’s Golden Globes film nominees…
BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
12 YEARS A SLAVE – Plan B Entertainment, New Regency Productions and River Road Entertainment; Fox Searchlight Pictures
CAPTAIN PHILLIPS – Columbia Pictures; Sony Pictures Releasing
GRAVITY – Warner Bros. Pictures / Esperanto Filmoj / Heyday Films; Warner Bros. Pictures
PHILOMENA – Pathe, BBC Films, BFI, Canal+, Cine+, Baby Cow/Magnolia Mae; The Weinstein Company
RUSH – Universal Pictures, Cross Creek Pictures, Exclusive Media, Imagine Entertainment, Working Title, Revolution Films; Universal Pictures
BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
AMERICAN HUSTLE – Columbia Pictures and Annapurna Pictures; Sony Pictures Releasing
HER – Warner Bros. Pictures / Annapurna Pictures; Warner Bros. Pictures
INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS – Mike Zoss Productions, Scott Rudin Productions, Studio Canal; CBS Films
NEBRASKA – Paramount Vantage; Paramount Pictures
THE WOLF OF WALL STREET – Paramount Pictures and Red Granite Pictures; Paramount Pictures
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
CATE BLANCHETT – BLUE JASMINE
SANDRA BULLOCK – GRAVITY
JUDI DENCH – PHILOMENA
EMMA THOMPSON – SAVING MR. BANKS
KATE WINSLET – LABOR DAY
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
AMY ADAMS – AMERICAN HUSTLE
JULIE DELPY – BEFORE MIDNIGHT
GRETA GERWIG – FRANCES HA
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS – ENOUGH SAID
MERYL STREEP – AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
CHIWETEL EJIOFOR – 12 YEARS A SLAVE
IDRIS ELBA – MANDELA: LONG WALK TO FREEDOM
TOM HANKS – CAPTAIN PHILLIPS
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY – DALLAS BUYERS CLUB
ROBERT REDFORD – ALL IS LOST
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
CHRISTIAN BALE – AMERICAN HUSTLE
BRUCE DERN – NEBRASKA
LEONARDO DICAPRIO – THE WOLF OF WALL STREET
OSCAR ISAAC – INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS
JOAQUIN PHOENIX – HER
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
THE CROODS – DreamWorks Animation LLC; Twentieth Century Fox
DESPICABLE ME 2 – Universal Pictures, A Chris Meledandri Production; Universal Pictures
FROZEN – Walt Disney Animation Studios; Walt Disney Pictures
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE
BARKHAD ABDI – CAPTAIN PHILLIPS
DANIEL BRÜHL – RUSH
BRADLEY COOPER – AMERICAN HUSTLE
MICHAEL FASSBENDER – 12 YEARS A SLAVE
JARED LETO – DALLAS BUYERS CLUB
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR (FRANCE) (La vie d’Adele, chapitres 1 et 2) – Quat’sous Films; IFC Films
THE GREAT BEAUTY (ITALY) (La Grande Bellezza) – Indigo Film, Medusa Film, BABE Films; Janus Films
THE HUNT (DENMARK) (Jagten) – Zentropa Entertainment; Magnolia Pictures
THE PAST (IRAN) (Le passé) – Memento Films Production, France 3 Cinema, BIM Distribuzione;Sony Pictures Classics
THE WIND RISES (JAPAN) (Kaze tachinu) – Studio Ghibli; Touchstone Pictures
BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE
ALFONSO CUARÓN – GRAVITY
PAUL GREENGRASS – CAPTAIN PHILLIPS
STEVE MCQUEEN – 12 YEARS A SLAVE
ALEXANDER PAYNE – NEBRASKA
DAVID O. RUSSELL – AMERICAN HUSTLE
BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE
SPIKE JONZE – HER
BOB NELSON – NEBRASKA
JEFF POPE, STEVE COOGAN – PHILOMENA
JOHN RIDLEY – 12 YEARS A SLAVE
ERIC WARREN SINGER, DAVID O. RUSSELL – AMERICAN HUSTLE
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE
ALEX EBERT – ALL IS LOST
ALEX HEFFES – MANDELA: LONG WALK TO FREEDOM
STEVEN PRICE – GRAVITY
JOHN WILLIAMS – THE BOOK THIEF
HANS ZIMMER – 12 YEARS A SLAVE
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE
SALLY HAWKINS – BLUE JASMINE
JENNIFER LAWRENCE – AMERICAN HUSTLE
LUPITA NYONG’O – 12 YEARS A SLAVE
JULIA ROBERTS – AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY
JUNE SQUIBB – NEBRASKA
BEST ORIGINAL SONG – MOTION PICTURE
“ATLAS” — THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE
Music by: Chris Martin, Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion
Lyrics by: Chris Martin, Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion
“LET IT GO” — FROZEN
Music by: Kristen Anderson Lopez, Robert Lopez
Lyrics by: Kristen Anderson Lopez, Robert Lopez
“ORDINARY LOVE” — MANDELA: LONG WALK TO FREEDOM
Music by: Bono, The Edge, Adam Clayton, Larry Mullen, Jr., Brian Burton
Lyrics by: Bono
“PLEASE MR. KENNEDY” — INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS
Music by: Ed Rush, George Cromarty, T Bone Burnett, Justin Timberlake, Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
Lyrics by: Ed Rush, George Cromarty, T Bone Burnett, Justin Timberlake, Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
“SWEETER THAN FICTION” — ONE CHANCE
Music by: Taylor Swift, Jack Antonoff
Lyrics by: Taylor Swift, Jack Antonoff
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