Channing Tatum posted the above image to his Facebook page on Saturday with a very important message for his most rabid fans:
One strapin’, two strapin’, I’m strapin’ up after 14 years. F#*% I’m getting old. #22jumpstreet
HAHA, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BOYEEEEEEEEEEE C-TATES PLAYIN FOOTBAW LIKE A MUTHA F*CKA!!!
Or, more specifically, Tatum’s character, Doug McQuaid, is playing college football in 22 Jump Street, the sequel to the wildly successful comedic movie adaptation that grossed more than $200 million during the infamous Year of the C-Tates. However, Tatum’s fans really didn’t give too much of a doodie about 22 Jump Street, because Charlie Hunnam backed out of Fifty Shades of Grey over the weekend, and that means that one thing – mad fly boos want them some Channing Tatum as Christian Grey.
And there are so many more, but I can’t show them all because they involves loins literally melting. Seriously, your woman parts will turn into the T-1000. In fact, you should have worn protective goggles just for this excerpt. My bad.
I want more like this!
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