Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, the duo who transformed spoofs from timeless, fun-for-all-ages toilet humor and sight gags like Airplane! into screechingly obnoxious mash-ups of poorly executed non-jokes that felt stale years before they were made in films like Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, and Date Movie, have won financing for their latest “spoof,” Superfast. THAT’S NOT EVEN A CLEVER TITLE! GOD I HATE THESE PIECES OF SHIT SO MUCH!
Phew, sorry about that. (*composes self, picks up glass eye off floor, cleans it with sleeve, pops it back into socket*)
The filmmakers’ longtime collaborator Peter Safran (“Scary Movie”) will produce and fully finance the project.
K5 International is handling foreign sales at Cannes, where it’s also shopping the Safran-produced Paul Walker movie “Vehicle 19.”
“Jason and Aaron will drive audiences crazy with this latest parody. It’s a franchise that’s crying out for some high octane comedy collisions and these are the guys to get a speeding ticket doing it,” said K5 International co-founders Oliver Simon and Daniel Baur.
“These guys have no reverse gear. They probably don’t have first or second either. This is going to be one ridiculously funny ride,” added K5 exec Carl Clifton. |TheWrap|
I think it would really complete the automotive pun if someone shoved these shit peddlers into traffic.
A just society would shun Seltzer and Friedberg. It’s an insult to all of us that the nation of Cuba suffers an embargo while these two jackasses can walk around LA drinking coffee and eating food and breathing free air through their spittle-flecked donkey lips without getting tazed.
Here’s the trailer for their last one, Vampires Suck. Yes, Ken Jeong has a big part in it. I’d hate to see the scripts that guy turns down.
I want more like this!
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