The Amazing Spider-Man was basically the same movie as Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man, only much worse, yet some people still liked it because of the new cast. That seems weird to me, but Bad Lip Reading is here to bring us all together once again, with a take on Spider-Man that’s basically the best of both worlds – taking that new cast everyone loves and having them say words that are funny and interesting. (“You freestyled about my wooden leg?”) Is it too late to get these guys to direct the sequel?

Jesus, look at that neck. No wonder the kid always wears a scarf.