For your latest Uproxx Video, we hear from adult film location scout Gerald Staniggan. Of course, my favorite porn location is still “in the butt.” [UproxxVideo]

MORNING LINKS
VIDEO: What if Disney’s ‘Paperman’ ended in a three way? |Film Drunk|

Rock (And Chappelle) Me Baby: 10 Comedian Pairings We Hope Tour In 2013 |Warming Glow|

Donald Rumsfeld’s Iraq War Anniversary Tweet Has Not Been Well-Received |UPROXX|

“The day I tried to take a selfie with a camel.” [Imgur]

Celebrate The Impending Arrival Of ‘BioShock Infinite’ With A TV Spot And Dumbass YouTube Comments |Gamma Squad|

Al Jefferson Posterizes Goofy |With Leather|

Aspiring Rapper Tried To Sacrifice His Friend To Join The Illuminati |Smoking Section|

Terrible Titles For Imaginary Novels
|Kissing Suzy Kolber|

SXSW 2013: Diary of an SXSW Virgin |Film.com|

Dave Grohl Effectively Tears Apart The Voice in One Sentence |College Humor|

9 Movies That Ripped Off the ‘Die Hard’ Formula |NextMovie|

The NFL Coaches Family Portrait: By the Numbers |Grantland|

She Just Needs Rehab, Guys |IDLYITW|

Hipster fashion is spreading through Finland like a plague |The Chive|

7 Greatest Manhunt Movies |Screen Junkies|

Why Broadcast Networks Can’t (or Won’t) Make a New Reality Hit |Vulture|

Elmo Road Rage |Holy Taco|

25 Amazing Facts Guaranteed to Make You Smile |Mental Floss|

Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Kardashian Sisters Have A Vagina Smelling Contest |Videogum|

Calculating The Odds of Filling Out a Perfect NCAA Bracket |Clip Nation|

Lindsey Vonn Hid In Tiger Woods’ Car For An Hour Because She’s Terrified of Elin Nordegren
|The Superficial|

17 Hilariously Smart-Ass Facebook Replies |HuffPost Comedy|

10 Impossible Buzzer Beaters From March Madness |Giant Life|

13 Couples That Would Turn Patrick Stewart’s Wedding Into A Beautiful Gaystravaganza |Pajiba|

The Under-Appreciated Practical Effects of the Prequels |Unreality|

Lindsey Vonn Made Fun of Tiger Woods During His Many, Many Affair Revelations |Brobible|

Everything Wrong With The Dark Knight In 4 Minutes |High Definite|

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