So this happened yesterday.
Pope Francis has already become a superstar back in his home country of Argentina … and when he returns, he’ll have Alotta Fagina waiting there to congratulate him … TMZ has learned.
We spoke to Fabiana Udenio — the Argentinian-born actress who played Fagina in “Austin Powers” — who says she’s bursting with pride over the papal election.
“Catholic people in South America are very passionate people and I think this will be good for the spiritual side of the religion because it may attract more passionate people to join the religion,” she said.
Fagina added, “[The people of South America] are less jaded by the skepticism brought on by the scandals that have burdened the Catholic church in the past.”
The actress says she’s excited to see how an Argentinian will shake things up in Italy — “The fusion of both cultures will be a great thing for Catholics everywhere.”
Groovy baby … yeah. (TMZ)
Yep, that happened in 2013. Anyway, I like to think it went down like this…
*struts into TMZ office, sipping Frappucino with low-fat whipped cream, natch*
Hey fellas, what’s the haps today? Who’s got a hot scoop for your boy?
“Well, there’s a new pope and he’s from Argentina, but his parents were also Italian so we have a few choices.”
Lay ‘em on me. *sprays self with Kris Jenner’s new cologne*
“I was thinking we reach out to either some famous Italian celebrities or maybe find someone who is from Argentina to ask them what they think about the new pope.”
I like it. What Italians do we have trackers on right now?
“Frank Stallone and Guy Fieri.”
Guy Fieri’s Italian?
“He claims to be. He’s also on stand-by for quotes about Polish, Native American and North Korean affairs, as well as anything regarding Smash Mouth.”
Nah, I owe that guy five bucks. What about Argentina?
“Remember that chick with the huge boobs who played Alotta Fagina in the first Austin Powers movie before Mike Myers rewrote the same movie two more times? She’s asleep on a bus bench outside.”
Cool, talk to her and then get an official quote from the Kardashian gardener. He’s Mexican, might as well be Argentina.
“Hail Satan.”
Hail Satan.
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Man, what a scoop! And so timely too!
Make that two scoops.
I love when chicks implants float in the hot tub. That’s true California living.
If you pause that hot tub scene at just the right moment, you can stare at the top of her nipple as long as you’d like. …I was a pervy 13 year old in 1997…
God, I love boobs.
[omitted from the above-reference TMZ-office scene}
"Argentina, eh? Well, let's get a quote from Madonna then, she used to be president of that country."
I literally wore out the piece of VHS tape where she’s naked in Austin Powers, don’t judge me
Masterbating used to take such dedication hey? It was like an artform. A shameful, messy artform.
Kids these days don’t know how hard we had it. Waiting several minutes as images loaded line by line…I wonder if JC Penny’s catalogs have lost a fair bit of popularity as well.
What do these young’uns know about watching scrambled softcore at 3 am? Spice Channel, bitches!
definitely did this to the first american pie movie. oh Nadia…
We had to hike uphill in two feet of snow, carrying a box of PB and PH mags to make that snake spit! AND THE WAS ONLY SANDPAPER FOR LUBE PEOPLE!!
Nothing brings together a group of guys on the internet like chicks you wanted when you were 13. God bless america
She was also the exchange-student in “Summer School”
Ah Courtney Thorne Smith’s best work. Not that it is saying much
she’s prope naked in some movie, i used to admire the screenshots on robbscelebs a lot
Is appearing in TMZ the new equivalent of a “reality show” gig?
That is some poignant film criticism from the TMZ staff.
If Al-Qaeda decided to call for a jihad against TMZ I would seriously consider defecting.
First Rodman, now Udenio, the past month has been quite a boon for people who should of died in the 90′s.
God she was hot.
Usually the term “floaters” has a bad connotation…… not today.
Does TMZ usually phrase quotes from real people as coming from their character?
I just like that they refer to her as “Fagina” instead of her real name.
Before Alotta Fagina, she was known as “Pauly Shore’s love interest in In The Army Now.”
So, hooray for her?
Before that she was in “Summer School”
Is it possible to get nostalgically horny over remembering a scene in a movie? Well, yes, obviously, but is it acceptable?
My concern includes Thora Birch and Milla Jovavich….
I’m about the same age as Thora Birch, so it wasn’t creepy to get turned on by American Beauty, and Milla is older than me so Return to the Blue Lagoon was all good….but what about now? What am I supposed to do now?
Also, followup….can I still masturbate to Lauren’s picture in my 8th grade year book?
Straw Dogs (1971): CREEPY BONER!!
Chainsaw and Dave back this up
This post was in AnnaMaria’s honor.
I mean just look at how her tits distribute themselves amongst the water, its beautiful
When the Austin Powers movies were hot, I was listening to a morning show that used to be co-hosted by Jason Whitlock. He thought the name Alotta Fagina was hilarious. When somebody brought up the James Bond character Pussy Galore, he had never heard of that character. Still, Whitlock thought Alotta Fagina was a funny name. Cause he totally gets the joke. He’s not a moron. No no no.
Hey, I think I just put a clown suit on him.
For the newest argentinian great boobs google andrea rincon
Is it just me, or does she kinda look like the butt hole tattoo chick?
Oh, just me , sorry .
\ Wishes it was the butt hole tattoo chic
my roomate’s ex-wife makes $66/hour on the internet. She has been out of work for six months but last month her paycheck was $19834 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more on this site… [xurl.es]
If this were a gif, I may have had to go home from work early.
She was also the love interest in the sequel to Re-Animator. Yep.