Remember a few years ago when Paris Hilton was still kind of famous for that sex tape, and she was freaking out because someone broke into her house and stole stuff and everyone thought, “Oh great, another sex tape”? Well, Sofia Coppola has written and directed a film about that and similar stories, inspired by a gang that became affectionately known as “The Bling Ring”.
In the film that shares the same name, Emma Watson plays the leader of a gang of douchey teenagers who track celebrities and their appearances on the Internet in order to rob their homes so they, too, can live the glitzy Hollywood life. The true story isn’t much different, as it also involved six douchey teen-ish guys and girls, who stole from the rich to behave like they weren’t poor.
Starring Watson, Leslie Mann, Gavin Rossdale, Taissa Farmiga and others, The Bling Ring has a new trailer and it looks like the kind of movie that’s going to inspire your own douchey teenage kids to get their stupid asses arrested.
While she’s not listed on the film’s IMDB page, Deadline also lists Hilton herself among the stars of this film, which is both so meta and awful. Bringing back sex tape stars who are the reason we are drowning in fake celebrity reality shows is about as charming as a dick in a popcorn bucket. Although, I still hope I’m wrong about that second one.
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[i.minus.com] why is she so perfect? Is she an angel here on earth?
I thought for a second you were leading me to a Paris Hilton picture. But yes, Emma Watson is an angel.
I really don’t get her appeal.
Why couldn’t someone make a movie about sexy young actresses like Emma Watson who have 1-week affairs with middle-aged men randomly selected from a website like…oh, let’s say Filmdrunk…
Why “1-week affairs?” So they can step aside and allow the next sexy young actress to have her turn, natch.
PS: I would not be averse to having a part in this “movie” where Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper have 1-week affairs with women randomly selected from a website like…oh, let’s say Filmdrunk.
I didn’t mean I personally would have a part (as in role), I meant part of the movie would be for the ladies.
If this doesn’t include a scene of Emma Watson giving a heartfelt, slow, sincere blowjob, I’m not watching it.
I’m into it. Too bad there’s a difference between recognizably heartfelt and lethargic. Let’s home she can toothily differentiate.
This looks terrible but better than perks of a wallflower and I only saw that because of Watson, so ill check this one out! Also Watson looks amazing
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ! I took one look at that banner pic and threw my phone across the room before I got any hipster on me.
Those are not hipsters. They’re scenesters.
Hipsters wear ill-fitting Salvation Army purchased tweed and terry cloth clothing in completely sarcastic fashion, and mock these wannabe rich types. Hipsters are meta dickheads. These clowns are beta.
Neither of these groups are really a better subset of 20-something douchebags, but at least the scenesters don’t smell like a bag of dead hamsters and onion peelings, or try to be whimsically ironic in their disdain for everything popular that didn’t embrace them in their adolescence.
Oh good, another Sleigh Bells song in a trailer.
Emma Watson? Imma Wantsome.
And is that June from Don’t Trust the B? Dreama Walker. Me likey
Harmony Korine: Stop copying me, Sofia.
Sofia Coppola: My edgy, mainstream film with douchie anti-heores in nothing like your edgy, mainstream film with douchie anti-heroes.
Harmony Korine: I got Disney kids in hot bikinis.
Sofia Coppola: The Harry Potter chick commits crimes…even swears.
Pier Paolo Pasolini: I have Nazi’s get pissed and crapped on by children. Your argument is invalid.
that first shot of emma watson dating will become a gif a lot of guys will masturbate to
Potential inspiration for Brett Ratner to make a film based on a group of teens who go around stealing snack cakes from community college vending machines:
The Ring Dings
I understand Brendan Fraser could use some work. Maybe as the constantly outwitted vending supplier.