
Spring Breakers, Harmony Korine’s 90-minute Girls Gone Wild music video, is currently tearing up the specialty box office in advance of its wider release, earning $90,000 per theater in New York and LA over the weekend. While it’s pretty obvious why Harmony Korine would want wholesome-famous Disney babes to star in his extended riff on naughty coed psuedo-porn, it’s little less obvious why those Disney babes would agree. In Selena Gomez’s case, she tells E! News, her mom urged her to do it. And if you’re a young actress coming up in Hollywood, you should definitely listen to your crazy stage mom. I let my mom determine all my career decisions too, but only because I live in her basement.
“I wasn’t scared. I definitely wanted to do this,” Gomez told reporters of deciding to shed her wholesome Disney image. “I thought it would be a great opportunity for me, and Harmony [Korine, the director] explained the movie perfectly and that’s the reason why [I chose to do the film].”
“I didn’t really know what I was getting myself into but while we were there, it was incredible to create and to play and it was liberating,” she continued at the Saturday, March 16 press junket.
But Gomez told E! News that despite any uncertainty she had initially, her mother was always one of her biggest supporters.
“She loves this kind of vibe,” she said. “She’s super into indie movies and indie directors … I think it was more of her pushing me and being like, you should go for it.” [USWeekly/ENews]
Whoa whoa whoa, slow down, you mean to tell me that a former child actress who started doing Disney Channel shows when she was 12 has a mom who pushes her into possibly-exploitive career decisions?? I can only express my reaction to this news .gifficly.

I just don’t know how to process this information. Selena Gomez’s mom’s name, incidentally, is “Mandy Teefey.”



Thank you, Mom….
That’s nothing, her father’s name is Buck Teefey, and her grandpa’s name is Fals Teefey.
You’d think she’d learn from the cautionary tale of her uncle Mike Teefey.
At least her Mom made sure she wore those granny-panty bikini bottoms instead of the skimpy ones like the others are wearing.
Is she sponsoring Camels?
Whenever we talk about this movie, I think it’s important to remember two words:
“labial mounds”
Almond Joy’s got nuts.
Mounds don’t.
Wow. I guess someone is a little sensitive about Selena Gomez around here to be removing my posts. LOL.
Either that or I just don’t need 10 dickhead comments about which actresses you do or don’t find attractive.
Yes, because a snarky pop culture/movie satire blog is not the kind of place for that.
I find all of those actresses attractive. I hope this doesn’t get deleted.
I’m sure if it’s funny it will be allowed to stick around.
Is it like the acclaimed coffee table book “100 Girls I’d Like To Pork”?
Nah. I merely commented that Gomez is chubby cheeked and reminds me of Rebecca Black.
so let’s get this straight here: “I thought it would be a great opportunity for me, and Harmony [Korine, the director] explained the movie perfectly and that’s the reason why [I chose to do the film].”
But also…
“I didn’t really know what I was getting myself into but while we were there,”
Sure, that makes perfect sense, Selena.
scratch the “but while we were there” — you get the idea.
…scratch the but while we were there….ha.
Now this is really the Smirnoff icing.
I will definitely see this movie when it comes to Skinemax…
The banner pic is so much like my teen-age fantasies (right down to the handcuffs) that I am already hiring a lawyer to sue Harmony Korine for dream-plagiarism.
Anyone know how to bake a jizz cake?
Fast as you can.
While singing “If I knew you were coming I would have baked a cake…..”
Considering her mother was a teen mom, I’m amazed her judgement is this adequate.
Taking 43% of gross is just good business.
But she couldn’t convince her to take her top off? Gomez’s mom only deserves a low five.
Can’t wait to see this movie will be good to see them all in something a lil more mature, since I love all of there girls
i wonder if it was her moms idea to bang that skanky rapper in her trailer?
+1
My snowmobile flow is real
Eskimo flashin’ steel
But I don’t give a mad fuck
Rollin’ in my muk luks
From Greenland to Kodak
I walk across da ice pack
You know Juneau?
Well you don’t know shit.
Rap Nanuk representin’ the wilds of Nunavik
I’m comin’ at ya raw
From the frozen tundra
My rhymes are so hot
Makin’ ice caps thaw
Cuz I’m hot like global warmin’
Now all my Nanuks is swarmin’
If an iceberg do be formin’
This Titanic Nanuk don’t need no warnin’
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