Kick-Ass 2 will hit theaters on August 16, and that is not soon enough. It should be today. F*ck that, it should be yesterday. It should be every day until my eyes and brain hold an intervention for me to get me to stop watching it, because based on the red band trailer that hit the cat tubes today, this movie is going to be incredible.
Check out the trailer after the jump, as our best friend in the whole wide world, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, becomes the evil supervillain The Motherf*cker. Also, Jim Carrey. Jesus. Someone get his Academy Award ready. Seriously, if you don’t laugh at “Yeah, there’s a dog on your balls”, well, I’m afraid you might be dead.
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Is it weird that I don’t find Chloe as hot now that she’s older? It’s weird, right? Yea.
It’s weird. But normal.
It’s not her age, her face looks different. She’s gotten hard, dude. Fame and fortune has made her old before her time.
I think she’s been working out too much. It looks like she drained all the baby fat out of her face.
Is it weird that I only find Jim Carrey attractive when he’s talking out of his butt?
Why don’t you have a seat over there.
What are the cameras for? I’ve never done anything like this before. I’m just going to leave.
She’s still a cutie, but I see what you mean. Either way, I’m gonna be really relieved when she turns 18 and I can stop looking over my shoulder at the public library. Mrs. Johnson is always judging me.
its pretty fucking disgusting.
I disagree, she still looks great.
Sploosh.
What he said.
If they released Red 2 and Kick-Ass 2 on a double-feature tomorrow, Ashley’s head would explode.
I’d quit all five of my jobs and end up looking like Ben Stiller at the end of Dodgeball.
I read the comics to Kick-Ass 2, and I just found the thing in poor taste. I guess I could see them doing these things off-screen to make it less fucked up, but I still wonder how far they will take it. I know I need to sew up my vagina, but some of the shit that happened was just fairly awful.
I read the first Kick-Ass comic and the movie was a major improvement. The “book” isn’t always better. Needless to say, my inappropriate boner and I will be buying tickets to this film.
Some of the more fucked up stuff won’t be in the film, though.
It really should be. Carrey should let out his inner Travis brickle
The movie for the first Kick-Ass was literally the Sam Rockwell in Seven Psychopaths version of the book. Personally, I like the book better because it is much less campy, and things play out much closer to what would probably happen to somebody who tries to be a super hero/pretends to be gay to hang out with a girl/etc. The comic and the film ended with two very different moods so I’m wondering how they’ll interpret the second book to film.
I agree with Larry, the comics were entertaining enough, but the movie was much better than the books. And yeah, some of the shit that happens in the second volume just seems gratuitous and unnecessary.
Yeah Kick Ass 2 wasn’t a good comic, even by the xenophobic and gross standards of Mark Millar. HOWEVER. The first movie was able to overcome the first series bitter cynicism with sheer insanity, so should we drop all doubt the sequel might eb promising?
I read the first sentence and was like This is Ashley Burns writing. Ashley has a way of being excited about movies even when I wasn’t to begin with. I’m curious to see what Vince thinks of this as well.
I think you, like me once, think Ashley is a girl.
Einhorn is Finkle?
You’d shut you stoopid faces if ya knew what was good for ya!!!
…no seriously, Ashleys a girl right? I think I’ve been Te’od :(
@Chocolate
…Finkle is Einhorn!
Ashley Burns is a great name for a writer and a better name for an STD.
#loveyourwork
We will allow the trailer nutshot in this case. No rules apply to Chloe Moretz. She could scratch a record while accidentally getting stoned before the big meeting with the Japanese executives and I’d still see the shit out of whatever movie it was.
This Summer Chloe Grace Moretz is The Movie Cliche
I really did laugh at this, A+
Does the dog on that guy’s balls count as a trailer nutshot?
@JD–no, but Chloe delivers an according-to-Hoyle nutshot earlier.
Chloe Grace, in all of her foul mouthed glory? AND Jim Carey? I’M IN!!
Is it weird that I am already looking forward to Kick-Ass 3, when Chloe will be 18?
Maybe by that time her career will have tanked and she’ll do the adult film version, Kick My Bare-Ass.
Would Fuck Ass be easier?
Easier, but surely taken by now :D
Lick Ass, come on!
Lick Ass. That’s it. Well claimed, Kazoshay.
I was sniffing around for something. Just couldn’t put my finer in it. On it. Whatever.
I saw the first Kick-Ass on shrooms in theatres. I have the most unbelievable attachment to this movie now. I can’t tell if it was the drugs or the amazing movie.
Yeh I saw O Brother Where Art Thou on acid in theaters and parts of it are burned in my psyche for life. Drugs are a helluva drug.
O Brother Where Art Thou is sort of etched in my brain too, but I saw that at a way younger age, so maybe sugar is to blame.
Different director AND different writers for this sequel. I’m gonna proceed with caution on this one.
My expectations have been set at: sucking. The trailer didn’t make me any more optimistic.
Is Vince too busy having inappropriate/okay in Kentucky thoughts to weigh in?
Alright, I love Jim Carrey like it was 1995 again. That’s fucking rad.
That’s an interesting voice for Jim Carrey. But in a good way.
A gory superhero supervillain battle? Sign me up.
I want to touch this movie inappropriately.
I just want to remind you that touching this movie inappropriately is acceptable, however touching Chloe inappropriately is illegal.
“That’s a dog on your balls.” will echo in my head for days.
I am now excited for this movie.
Holy crap! That was Jim Carrey? I thought it was David Keith.
Jim Carrey sounds like Carl from Aqua Teen, so he has my vote.
Oh, hey Chloe, what’s up?
…please don’t respond to that for another 17 months.
No actually this looks like a pretty decent mid-tier comic book movie. I’m not really looking forward to it, but I’ll see it when it gets here.
I CAN NOT believe that is Jim Carrey! I guess that’s why they call them ‘actors’, huh.
*taps mic*
For a second there I thought Jim Carrey was channeling Morty Finkel, founder of Finkel Fixtures, biggest lighting fixture chain in the Southland. “Do it. Do it.” I wholeheartedly approve.
I saw this Burnsy post today and it made me go back and watch Kick-Ass tonight. I can honestly say Kick-Ass is my favorite movie. Thank you, filmdrunk.
Sorry, I meant other than Slap Shot and Fight Club, obviously.
I really liked Kick Ass, but this looks….exactly like I would expect the sequel to look: more action, more superheros, Christopher Minz Platz becoming the villain. Which is kind of disappointing. I hope it at least has a few surprises.
Did anyone else have this reaction:
That looks like Jim Carrey
Nah, that can’t be Jim Carrey…
Holy shit that is Jim Carrey!