Bros! Dust off your dicks and go pick up Spinach from the emergency room in Chopstick’s mom’s Benz! Unstrap your 40 hands and cancel the charity slave auction, because the Hangover 3 has a trailer! You fags better sack up and watch it right now. We didn’t haze Baloney Pete to death last spring after Anchor Slosh for you to act like a bunch of pussies! I’m serious, bro, the actives are pissed.
This time around, there’s no weddings or bachelor parties, the Wolfbros are just back in Vegas to burn it to the ground, just like fat Steve when he got us disinvited to Tri-Delt’s Robin Hood party and fingerblasted that Persian skank dressed like Will Scarlett. Ken Jeong’s back again too, even though those dudes barely knew him and this seems like a crazy coincidence. And he’s acting all crazy and causing trouble again, like Gay Malaysian Steve when he fell through the skylight at Pike Tequila Formal. I told you bros we shoulda dinged that guy, but did anyone listen? No. Anyway, remember when Snotrocket’s cousin got us that mini potbelly pig and we named him Beefcake and those Pi Phi sluts painted his hoofs pink? This is just like that, except Ken Jeong has a pet turkey or some sh*t and Alan buys a giraffe. F*cking crazy, right?! It’s like where do they even sell giraffes. First a tiger, then a monkey, now a hawk and a giraffe. It’s like they’ve got the Entourage bros writing this or something. By the way, Potato’s cousin swears he got to second base with Adrien Grenier’s sister in middle school, but he’s also the biggest coke dealer in Tucson so take that with a grain of salt. Oh wait, IMDB says it’s written by Craig Mazin, that douche from the movie with the fattie. Whatever. Anyway, I’m stoked Heather Graham is back for this one. One time Skidmark caught me knocking one out to Roller Girl after Cinco De Chi-O and he tried to get pissed but I was like “flip-flop under the door, bro, do not disturb” and he couldn’t say sh*t. Anyway, this is gonna be so sick. We should mix up a batch of grandma’s and get butthoused before we go.
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These nicknames hit a little too close to home for me. RIP Boozehound and Lurch. Best DG Anchor Splash ever.
Whither Blowjob Stacey?
I actually laughed out loud with this trailer, could it be that it will be good and not as shitty as part 2?
I’ve had a theory since before the 2nd movie that it was purposefully “shitty” as a sort of troll thing, and the third movie was going to be bush it insane, and not involves hangovers at all. So far the trailer doesn’t disprove that.
I laughed out loud in the trailer for 2 and thought that would be awesome. I was so very wrong.
This looks awful.
I might be old as shit, but a joke about an animal getting decapitated is not really funny to me.
What if I told you it was a real giraffe?
What landed Spinach in the emergency room?
Got tazed by the police after he blacked out and chowed that exchange student’s hairy box and fell off the Alpha Phi hayride.
He woulda been fine, except Spinach already takes adderall for his arrhythmia.
The buttchugging didn’t help.
I think it will be stupid fun, just like the last 2. good enough to enjoy on a plane ride
New site feature: PLAIN PLANE MOVIES.
Oh man I didn’t think #2 had any redeeming qualities. It was definitely one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.
I feel like when someone says “one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen” it becomes much harder to have a good discussion. I just mean like the film meets basic cinemetogreaphy requirements and is assembled properly and the acting isn’t in all cases terrible, and after all of the really really bad movies I see I can’t ever really say it’s one of the worst. I thought 2 was bad, but it could have been a lot worse. However, JTRO, your name and profile picture are both phenomenal, all is forgiven.
WHAT’S A TOWN WITHOUT DUCKS?!
Cinco de Chi-O is my new favorite fake event.
How many clicks are you getting in order to afford the amount of coke you used before putting up this post?
How are they going to justify Bartha’s character not being in this one? I’m supposed to believe Helms and Cooper associate with Galifiniakas ever again?….I don’t normally perscribe to the idea of an “unnecessary” movie (since most could in fact be described as that)…but this just feels ridiculous
They are probably just using him for framing again.
What would have made this my favorite of the series would have been the headline “Melissa McCarthy and Zach Galifiniakis killed on the set of Hangover 3 in freak last Twinkie ever fight accident.”
Too good to be true.
*takes deep breathe*
No.
Eh, if this is what lets Ed Helms make movies like Cedar Rapids, I can’t hate it too much.
+1
Granted The Coops was nominated for an Oscar this year but other than that he’s played the same character since Wedding Crashers.
That’s not even close to true.
Yeah, he’s played at least two characters.
Limitless is cool. I couldn’t believe it either.
Was Fat Steve or the Persian skank dressed like Will Scarlet?
RIP Baloney Pete
You think his bros would let Fat Steve go as anyone but Friar Tuck?
Obviously you’re correct, I wasn’t thinking clearly.
So, I’m picturing it in my head, and I still think I could crank one out to Christian Slater dressed as a Persian skank dressed as Will Scarlet. Especially with a little E in me…
…aaand I think I just inadvertently committed myself to an official mandatory fraternity-sanctioned challenge.
If Fat Steve was still Fat Pledge Steve that semester then I believe he was actually dressed as Slutty Scarlett O’Hara, but I’m a little hazy on that one because I had gotten in a game of Black Betty with Blackout Jared and Ninetoes (firework accident at Chadski’s lake house) and don’t remember much.
What charity do you suppose the slave auction money is going to? I’m thinking ‘Hoes for humanity’.
“From Director Werner Herzog–The Hangover: Point of Call New Orleans.”
/$1B domestic
//his soul is still douching
That guy was the COOLEST! You don’t even KNOW!
Jeffrey Tambor’s character isn’t dead, he’s just hiding in the attic.
The coffin is the escalation of the Aztec Tomb.
“I have pop-pop in the attic.”
Best show.
pop pop gets a treat?
looks decent. i actually enjoyed the 2nd one more than the first.
Face fucking that giraffe’s decapitated head is the only way I’m going to get finished with this trilogy.
I’ll rent it when there isn’t a damn thing on TV, I’ve seen everything on demand and it’s pissing rain outside.
Yeah because the only problem with Part 2 was the location. Could they try any less? Probably…
I pretty sure for Part 2 they took the script for the first Hangover, changed the words “Las Vegas” & “Tiger” to “Bangkok” & “Monkey” and shot the same movie again.
This looks better than the second one, but that sure isn’t saying much. I thought the original was ok, not “the best comedy of all time” (I mean, a bunch of randos go to Vegas for a bachelor party and things get out of control?! Who comes up with this stuff ?!??!) Part II was a crime. It made me hate Zack G.
It may end up being lame, it probably will end up being lame. But that preview did what it was supposed to do and made me want to see the movie. Job well done.
RIP Ass-Dan.
Part II was so bad. they just changed the location and the funny animals and then made the main characters completely unlikable. And not in the Dr House way. In the “no redeeming qualities as human beings” way.
and then there’s the reported outrage of the cast when they found out Mel Gibson had a cameo, but not a goddamned word about Mike Tyson, who was there for no fucking reason.
Seriously, fuck that movie.
The Gibson/Tyson thing is when I lost my taste for this franchise. Alleged racist? Not cool. Convicted RAPIST? Totally cool.
It’s so refreshing to see a trailer for a comedy not spoiling the funniest bits in the movie, unless they thought these were the funniest bits in which case, uh oh.