As always, if the title has a question mark that means we’re dealing with an unsubstantiated rumor that is coming from a source that may not know a ding dong diddily darn of what it speaks. This time around, though, the fine folks of Anonymous claim that they have uncovered documents that prove that Emma Watson has signed on to star as Anastasia Steele in the big screen adaptation of the best-selling Twilight fan fiction known as Fifty Shades of Grey.
And where there are whips, there are scars, because it turns out that Constantin Films was indeed hacked, so this may be the happiest day ever for men of all ages.
News is out that a group of hackers known collectively as Anonymous managed to hack into the internal server of German studio Constantin Films, and leaked several documents. Among the docs was one noting Emma Watson is attached to star in the upcoming Focus Features Fifty Shades film adaptation, confirming a much-buzzed-about rumor.
The studio acknowledged to The Hollywood Reporter that it had, in fact, been hacked, but downplayed the action, saying the documents stolen were out of date and widely accessible to many Constantin employees. (Via USA Today)
The report also suggests that Ian Somerhalder is up for the role of Christian Grey, but he claimed that “so many young boys” are also being considered, which is both vague and potentially disgusting.
Stop it, Emma. You’re not helping.
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10 points to Anonymous.
what you just heard was the sound of 1/2 the internet spilling their seed
Only half?
Did you know more people get computer viruses looking up Emma Watson then any other female celebrity? She refuses to lose that lead, a true competitor.
I gave up on the Harry Potter films after the second one, so this still seems nine kinds of wrong to me. That gif is doing a lot to change my mind, though.
This is going to be the worst movie that I’ll ever seen 25 times.
The grins on those Guy Fawkes masks are a little wider today.
I believe sploosh is the correct term in this situation. Sploosh indeed.I don’t even need to slam a door on my cock to get an erection for this one. Hermoine and BDSM is a rather alluring proposition.
I know this is a big name property, but I still have a hard time believing that any legitimate actors or actresses would want to be involved with it. Sure, you’ll make bank, BUT AT WHAT COSTS?!
It seems like a no-lose situation to me. The source material is so dreadful nobody will blame the actors if the film is terrible, and if by some miracle they make a good film, the actors will share lots of credit. Meanwhile, the fans of the source material will flood theaters and adore it no matter how objectively awful it may be (cf, Twilight).
Any poor decisions on her part are probably motivated from trying to get away from the “Hermione” image that everyone has of her.
My Ravenclaw is Slytherin at the thought of seeing this former Gryffindor’s Hufflepuff on the big screen. Ha-cha-cha-caw!
Somewhere in America a child molester heard this news and started work on his original BDSM-themed Harry Potter fan fiction
Don’t you mean, started on the 32nd chapter?
I can’t imagine her doing this. She made $99,999,595,997,857,346,652,432,675,868,595.34 from the last Harry Potter. If she’s going to do something slutty on camera, names like Roman Polanski or Martin Scorsese are going to have to be involved.
Anonymous is made of the unemployed of IT world that live in their mom’s basement, fyi.
The only way this 50 Shades movie will work is if they release it scrambled like when i use to watch Showgirls…you know for a sense of nostalgia.
ugh. please don’t, Emma. please. don’t.
are you a female or a gay man?
not that there’s anything wrong with either of those things.
There is only something wrong with those things if you object to Emma Watson in this flick. Other than that, be as gay or female as you like.
what Robin answered I’m dazzled that a single mom able to make $7838 in 1 month on the internet. did you read this link… [xurl.es]
I’ve read elsewhere that she was considered (or asked or thought of, I don’t know), but has turned it down or said no or something along those lines. Anyway, The Bling Ring is her “I’m Not Hermione” movie. Thing is, she’s totally Hermione (except hotter).
I’d pay good money to see her in this, however, she said it ain’t gonna happen.
Do people really find her that hot? She looks kind of mannish in the face to me. I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie so maybe that’s the problem?
Well she was technically underage for a good amount of them, so if you found her unattractive then, not a huge problem. I think people just get bent out of shape when actresses turn 18. ‘Murica.
Mannish? Do you drive a big truck?