
Tyler Perry as Alex Cross as a bobcat and Andy Samberg. I’m telling you, that guy really is so undercover.
As near as I can tell, none of the recently released DVDs have been added to Netflix’s instant streaming in the past week, so apologies if you were hoping for a lot of suggestions. By all means, if you find that some are streaming, say so in the comments. As for my suggestions, given the general crappiness of this week’s DVDs, I went out of my way to suggest flicks that I’ve at least honestly heard good things about:
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Hot Rod
Celeste And Jesse Forever’s Andy Samberg stars and Deadfall’s Sissy Spacek co-stars in this comedy that most of you have probably seen already, but I haven’t so I’m recommending it to myself. Is it worth my time? I should probably tell you that when my father died just before our father/son kayaking adventure, he did so jumping a motorcycle over 15 buses, so that’s kind of a sensitive topic for me.
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Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead
A Late Quartet’s Philip Seymour Hoffman stars in this, the last film from legendary director Sidney Lumet. In this flick, Hoffman and his brother (played by Ethan Hawke) botch an attempt to rob their parents’ jewelry store. Again, I haven’t seen this one, so is it as good as I’ve heard? I should probably mention that my dad jumped that motorcycle over those buses because he was being chased by the police after robbing a jewelry store in order to fund our kayaking adventure, so this may be a rough one for me to watch.
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Mary And Max
A Late Quartet’s Philip Seymour Hoffman and Deadfall’s Eric Bana both provide voices for this Australian animated flick about the pen-pal relationship between a young girl in Melbourne and a fat dude in New York. This is supposed to be one of those ‘must-see’ films that everyone (myself included) just never gets around to seeing. So, if you have seen it, is it better than the boring trailer makes it look? I should probably bring up the fact that my father was inspired to take up kayaking after it was recommended to him by his Australian pen-pal (who incidentally, was very animated from what I’ve heard), so this could be a tough watch for me to sit through without losing my sh*t.
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Black Hawk Down
Deadfall’s Eric Bana and So Undercover’s Jeremy Piven both appear in this true story about American helicopters being shot down in Somalia. Guess what? I have seen this one, and don’t worry, there’s nothing about this movie that makes me think about my dead father. Instead I think about my dead pet hawk, Blackie. I know you’re wondering, and yes, he had avian Down’s syndrome.



The real Kevin James died of testicular cancer in 1987.
The fat guy is an imposter.
Kevin James is humanity’s curse for letting Chris Farley die so young.
/statler & waldorf
Was Alex Cross so undercover disguised as a movie?
Ha ha ha
Made sense in my head then i came back here just now and went “Whaaat?”
I have watched Hot Rod multiple times. It’s absurd, but I find it hilarious
I agree. Danny Mcbride has some great lines in it.
“Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men’s restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?”
Hot Rod is criminally underrated. It’s worth it just for the sequence where Bill Hader takes acid and makes Samberg drive him to the hospital
“Hey you look really pretty tonight.”
“What did you say?”
“Uh…I said you look really shitty” *runs off*
That was great
Uh yeah, Mary and Max, Australia, holy f*ck check yourself.
Usually I don’t make it past the 3rd page on these, but this time I didn’t even need to read after the jump.
I enjoyed Celeste and Jesse Forever. I however keep calling it Celeste and Jess Forever and then imagine a movie where Rashida Jones is in a lesbian relationship.
Also I think Chris Messina is cool and I don’t care who knows it.
He’s definitely cool. Solid movie, as well.
@Nussy – Rashida Jones IS in a lesbian relationship (with Zooey Deschanel) in Our Idiot Brother.
Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead has been recommended to me as being full of naked Marisa Tomei.
That is by far the best thing about the movie. The rest of it is an utter disaster, from an asinine plot to absurd, pointless violence and one of the worst endings I’ve seen in a while.
The trailer for The Solomon Bunch oddly omits all the scenes where those 5 adorable kids chop a bunch of babies in half because, you know, “King Solomon did it?”
Before the devil knows you’re dead is amazing.
in that write up of Deadfall I thought I read “Banana and Wilde,” and was pissed that someone had beaten me to that Monkey/banana buddy cop movie I’d been writing for the past 10 years.
Mafia has the worst haircuts I’ve seen in awhile. By the end of the trailer, I thought it was Black Dynamite 2.
These posts have made me realize the astounding number of horrible movies with semi-big stars that have tiny releases or just end up going straight to DVD. Also, the hell is wrong with Jon Voight? Maybe he really is hard up for cash.
Baby Geniuses and the Mystery of the Crown Jewels is a thinly veiled reference to the real mystery of puberty.
Chris Nolan’s shrill accent and demeanor were some of the best clips in Side By Side. I love that nut. It’s worth seeing for the rest of it, too, if you’re at all interested in the technology of shooting a film. Gave me a new respect for David Lynch, which is difficult to do since I don’t like anything he has ever done beyond Louie this past season.
I’m always filled with anguish and reflecting at my vacation house. It’s the perfect place for my white people problems.