If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them. That’s why when I fell into a Deviant ART wormhole the other day and ended up browsing through something called “morphs” before taking a strange turn into Fat Hollywood, I just said, “F*ck it” and rolled with it. Pun sort of intended.
I don’t really know how to describe this strange exercise in photoshop other than by pointing at the banner pic of an obese Megan Fox and saying, “That.” Basically, from what I can tell, there are a lot of people out there who appreciate the true beauty of some of Hollywood’s most famous and talented actresses, but they’d prefer them to have a little more meat on their bones.
To each his own is what I say, because life is short and we should enjoy whatever makes us happiest. At least that’s a new philosophy I’m trying to embrace these days. So I gathered some of the morphs and FAToshops (trademark pending) of my favorite gorgeous actresses so that we could all see their beauty from a new, well-rounded perspective.
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Say bye-bye, fat Olivia Munn!
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Ladies…
Eh.
*shrug*
I want to see the Natalie Portly remake of Black Swan. That bird ain’t flying.
I believe her name would be “FATalie Portly”
That may be her stage name, but it’s really Natalie HershLARGE.
BURN IT WITH FIRE
Someone slipped an actual picture of Christina Hendricks in there. Lazy Photoshopper..
I don’t get why you just posted a normal picture of Kate Upton.
Obligatory.
Considering the massive butthurt that ensued in the comments of that Rex Reed/Melissa McFatass story… I predict this will not end well.
My penis just shrunk all the way up inside me.
Enough with the Tubby Talk! HArrison Ford is coming back as Han Solo!!!! NERD ALERT!!!
Oh, cool, I feel skinny right now.
this is weird. I wonder if the artists who created these even lift. (joke about jennifer love hewitt image being untouched)
Didn’t the Internet decide that Kate Upton was already fat?
Fat Katy Perry can still get it.
It took a little longer, and my arm is pretty tired, but I was still able to masturbate to these.
as Manuel answered I am surprised that you able to profit $7849 in one month on the computer. did you see this web page
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Fat Hollywood Babes: Two types of diabetes, one type of sexy.
Pure. Nightmare. Fuel.
that Christina Hendricks picture really isn’t that far off from the real thing.
You leave that sweet voluptuous lady alone.
at a certain point voluptuous becomes fat. she’s crossed that line at times.
and fat Jennifer Aniston looks like a tranny
She looks like Divine in the original Hairspray. Or Travolta in the remake, come to think of it.
Too many chins. But I gotta admit, I kinda dig the Hendricks, Portman, and Upton ones. And that Gillan one is very well done.
Americ’a sweethearts being reduced to promoting obeisity. Like twinkies, ding dongs and Jennifer Love Hewitt
I’d wax every last one of them.
Love me some Fatalie Portman
like Manuel implied I’m surprised that any one able to get paid $8107 in one month on the computer. did you read this webpage… [xurl.es]
Fat Jonah HIll in a red wig and glasses.
It’s not called Morbidly Obese to be mean. These fat idiots will all die young and have oversized coffins that human pallbearers can’t carry.
Interent, I count on you for perversion and the idolization of beauty. This is what happens when you lean too far one way. Please restore the balance immediately!
Dayyyyum! They turned Mariah Carey into Aretha Franklin!