What movie is your Twilight? That’s the question the 5-Second Films gang set out to answer with their latest Uproxx Video. As you can see, there’s a weird dude who looks like me whose Twilight is Freddy Got Fingered. Weird, right? And Frotcast favorite Joe Sinclitico, his Twilight is He-Man: Masters of the Universe. What’s yours? Hopefully not Twilight.
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My Twilight is Return of the Jedi. Fucking teddy bear war.
Explorers
Fire and Ice
Excalibur
Errrybody loves Tremors.
This sounds like the “My Jihad” ads on the buses in San Francisco and is just as lame. Jihad is about killing or converting infidels and Twilight is about sparkly vampires that don’t have sex. There are no substitutes.
“The Phantom” with Billy Zane is my Twilight… I LOVED that movie. WHEN THE GUY GOES TO LOOK INTO THE MICROSCOPE AND BLADES COME OUT AND TAKE OUT HIS EYEBALLS!!?!?!?!?!?!
Good thing they cropped Mancini’s hands from the shot before he could…. ohh..wait… damn never mind.
My Twilight is “Dead Man” featuring Johnny Depp and, briefly, Crispin Glover. It is slow-paced, violent, really weird, and I LOVE it. I have never shown it to anyone who’s liked it half as much as I did.
You are not alone.I love me some Dead Man. My name is William Blake. Do you know my poetry?
Tremors I get. But The Rock, really? Apart from being a Michael Bay movie it can’t really be considered trash. It has a tomato-rating of 67% (about 20% better than the best Twilight flick) and was released on Criterion. My Twilight is Citizen Kane.
Have you seen it recently? It’s definitely a Michael Bay movie.
yup, tried watching that one fresh….that car chase that killed the trolly operator was retarded
I’m not denying its Bay-ness. Just saying that it’s widely considered as a milestone in the action-movie-genre. Twilight isn’t really a milestone of anything. It’s barely even a stone.
It’s a milestone in crappy paranormal teen movies.
my twilight is the original transformers cartoon movie….i will defend that shit til DEATH you bastards….and fuckin SURF NINJA.
Moto Surf mothereffer.
Comparing Twilight to Tremors? I’m all done here, Universe.
Did Olivia (the blond girl) smell as good in real life as she looks like she does?
Army of Darkness is my Twilight.
Yea and leave Adventures in Babysitting alone. Elizabeth Shue!
iRobot is my Twilight.
I too have a strong love for Adventures in Babysitting. I’m still looking for a good mechanic that also resembles Thor.
Everything from my childhood is cool again so I’m just gonna say that the Charlie’s Angels movies are my twilight. Oh god, the shame…
Poster question: is Sinclitico performing Wednesday as well? We’re talking $5 here.
Yup and I’m gonna miss it. The event I’m working isn’t over till 9 so I’m just gonna pout the rest of the day.
Yes. And he has a new bit that I won’t spoil, but that he’s been cracking me up with all week.
Kull the Conqueror with tv’s Kevin Sorbo is my Twilight.
Legend
Monster squad ba by!