After Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull everyone was down on my main man, Harri-Fo. Not so fast suckers, because El Mayimbe (Spanish for “The Mayimbe”) broke the news today that Ford will return for Star Wars VII. What?! Shiver me timbers and call me Sally the Southern Biscuit, this news has the “Warsians” (why do they call themselves such a weird name?) all in a lather.
Slate has cautioned this might be false info, but they are correct about The Mayimbe’s general veracity. I drank once with that dude and he seemed pretty legit to me. He didn’t order a flavored vodka or anything like that.
There’s not much more to say other than to note that both R2-D2 and C-3PO passed on the project out of “respect for the original work” and “not wanting to be an easy target for South Park“.
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as long as theres no shia lebouf in the new star wars, i’m fine with it
Eh, at this point I can hardly get worked up about it either way. It’ll either be good or not. Enough time has passed for me to realize that the original trilogy wasn’t great so much as I was 12 and wanted to be Han Solo.
And while I’d still like to be Han Solo, I’m no longer 12. I have grown-ass man things to attend to. Like… uh, smoking cigars and… drinking… sco- I don’t fucking know, get off my case! God, you’re just like my parents! I’ll move out of the basement when I’m ready! FUCK!
did this really necessitate my clicking through to the post? this could have fit on the main page.
Okay, I changed it. Of course, you’d have to click on it again to know that.
good man
Provided the movie starts with crusty old Han Solo in an eyepatch telling some young whipper-snapper about the time that… cue flashback, I am absolutely fine with this.
HAN: Get it straight, pal. I shot first! *winks at audience*
I’ve had a crush on Han Solo since I was a little girl, but… not sure if want.
I don’t think I need to see a Han Solo who’s older than my dad.
as Melissa explained I’m stunned that a mother able to get paid $6671 in 1 month on the computer. did you see this page… [xurl.es]
Dung Rosales is a great name
That is one creative robot
There’s not much more to say other than to note that both R2-D2 and C-3PO passed on the project out of “respect for the original work” and “not wanting to be an easy target for South Park“
Also, it’s not widely known, but R2-D2 has some physical issues and has to use a motorized wheelchair now (his knees joints blew out and you can’t get replacement parts anymore). And C-3PO has a “lucrative” gig as one of those automated drink dispensers in an undisclosed “family” restaurant.
If you think Cindy`s story is surprising…, last pay check my brothers friend who’s a single mum actually earned $8538 grafting seventeen hours a week in their apartment and the’re roomate’s mother`s neighbour was doing this for 7-months and got paid more than $8538 part-time from there mac. applie the tips on this page ……[xurl.es]
Hopefully he’s in it with a ton of cgi and floating around on a hover board like yoda due to advanced age.