Even though I have half a mind to boycott the whole thing on account of Matthew McConaughey’s historic snub, we’re still a movie site, so we’ll be around tonight for an Oscars live discussion. Did awards shows even exist before live blogs?? Discuss. Anyway, the show starts at 5:30 PT/8:30 ET, so set your pocket watches and microwave clocks, and check back here for heated discussions and virtual guacamole. Did you know “Ted” is going to be a presenter?? This night is going to be wacky!
If you want to make things interesting, there’s also our Oscars night drinking game, which we of course cannot condone, promote, or sanction in any way. Seriously though, have fun, but don’t fall off the wagon on account of the freakin’ Oscars. And remember, don’t feel too bad for the losers, their children
On the next page you’ll find a cool Oscars infographic from our friends at VirginMedia to get you all lubricated.
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Make your way from the red carpet to the Academy Awards after parties by participating in tonight’s Academy Awards live discussion and official FilmDrunk Oscars Drinking Game. The more you comment and share on Facebook and Twitter, the faster you’ll unlock our special badges and begin your acceptance speech. First up: Seth MacFarlane’s Smirk.
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Thanks for playing, everyone. It’s been real. I’m a shut this down now.
If I was Abraham Lincoln I would jack off all over Sally Field’s face. If i was Abraham Lincoln id do alot of things. Also, does anyone else notice how Sally Field is always making a face like an crazy person method acting as Abraham Lincoln just jacked off on her face?
So I didn’t really watch the whole thing, but I couldn’t help but notice that the Oscars take what should be a 90 minute ceremony that people actually want to watch and turn it into a five hour circle-jerk that only my mom and people who watch American Idol really give a shit about, just to cram almost all of the “memorable” wins into the last 40 minutes.
Verified
Here’s what i did during the show
Best Oscar show in ages.
The best part was that Christoph said, “Thank you, thank you, thank you.”
Not, “I’d like to thank…”
Dammit, if you’d like to thank them, then thank them!
I think Sabertooth had something to do with Wolverine not winning.
Well, back to porn.
Thank satan for west coast time.
And I’d like to express my sentiment towards the Academy for the ostentatious self-aggrandizement but I’ll let Jay Cutler do it for me.
Anyone own up to losing consciousness?
Yes, but only in advance.
Still laughing too hard about sock puppet flight, maybe it was sock puppet john goodman..
Thanks for letting us invade your little movie blog site. Back to KSK!
THIS WAS SOME GOOD HUSTLE
Time to detonate the explosives! Long Live Ape! Glory be to the Kommentariat!
This is what the football off season withdrawal brings us to.
2 months, just 2 more months…..
BOOOOOOOOSH
Ka-Kow!
chuh chuh
SEE YOU GUYS ON MONDAY!
You about summed it all up.
Thanks for letting me know how the Oscar sausage is made, Magic Voice Lady.
Well, good night everyone. This was…quite an ordeal.
Thanks for tuning in to this year’s Oscars Telethon
Aren’t we all winners?
Not even close.
Only reason I came back from Top Gear time was for J-Law. Not sure why I stayed.
I don’t know if its the alcohol but I have enjoyed Seth. And its not like he didn’t smirk or sing eighteen times.
Hopefully another light falls on her. How is this not over?
Thanks, Vodka. We made it.
That’s all for the 2013 Tony Awards, folks!
When you’re right, you’re right.
Are they going to stop trying to make Chenoweth happen soon?
Nah…still kinda adorable.
Hooray for Ms. Noodle !
To the walking dead and shameless! Good night all.
OOH, TOM CRUISE BURN.
Thank god it’s over. I was way too ADD to pay attention to any of this.
I immediately regret watching more than an hour of this.
Definitely
I’ve tried to not watch this. Way, way too long.
I REGRET NOTHING ! Excepet for maybe that fifth appletini. Don’t judge me. (hic)
They should have at least nominated Rick Ross so he could close out the show.
I hate boston douchebags as much as anyone. But goddammit, that was inspired. Good night and God Bless these United States.
the biggest loser is you seth. BURNNN!
He DOES make a point, though. No matter how shitty your life gets, no matter the tragedy and hopelessness, you can always direct big budget Hollywood movies.
and star in the leading role despite looking nothing like the person in real life
and your gay musicals
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
credits waterfall
Shut up Ben I need to catch up on the Walking Dead.
yes seth, we are sick of you.
GAH ITS BACK!!!!
Best animated short film guy was kicked out for throwing paper airplanes. True story. That is all.
Someone should tell him he doesn’t have to keep campaigning for his Paperman movie after he’s already won.
NO MORE SINGING
MORE SINGING!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BEN-FUCKING-AFFLECK!!!!!
ugh
Can the recap tomorrow just be all of you cocaine gifs?
Fuck yeah.
boPa, do you have a problem that you’re not telling us about?
Monday intervention! See you all there.
I’ll bring the pots and wooden spoons.
INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!
Yeah, he “got knocked down in life”. Puhhh-leeeeeeeeze.
Affleck at the Oscars, poppin Mollys
Of course they couldn’t end with that
Gahh, these Oscars were over when the fat lady sung.
That midget looks like Stephen Dorff.
Clooney doesn’t even saying anything…. like a boss…
Am I the only one that’s surprised that Stacy Keibler’s still around?
Thats why he is Clooney FTW
i cant feel my face
WHEN THE FUCK HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KNOCKED DOWN
By J-Lo’s huge ass.
This feels like a “Crash” year.