
You may remember a while back that Lindsay Lohan was supposedly attached to a biopic about Deepthroat porn star Linda Lovelace. That project, sadly, fell through before the crew even had a chance to experience the joy of working with a mature professional like Lindsay. Now we have Lovelace, directed by Howl directors Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman, and starring Lindsay Lohan’s Mean Girls co-star Amanda Seyfried. Ah, Mean Girls, remember when Lindsay was the star and Amanda Seyfried was making her debut playing the dumb chick? There’s really no better illustration of their respective career paths than this.
Anyway, Lovelace is currently looking for a distributor at Sundance, and you can watch a clip below. It features creepy Wes Bentley asking her about the first time she had sex. She talks about her vagina as a delicate flower that opens in the sun and gets all loosened up to the point that it looks like she’s about to take her top off and let the creepy guy take pictures of her. Is this how Terry Richardson does it? Anyway, it’s an inspirational story of self-acceptance that every young girl should watch.
Based on Eric Danville’s bio “The Complete Linda Lovelace,” the film follows Linda Boreman’s rise to fame as iconic porn star Linda Lovelace of 1972′s Deep Throat, and her subsequent transformation into feminist, anti-porn activist Linda Marchiano.
I hope they don’t skip over the part where she was in a movie called “Dogf*cker.” I’m really curious to hear what that one was about.
[ET via ComingSoon]




They uglied her up good.
Are we all still so childish and asinine as moviegoers that we can’t suspend disbelief and accept that an actor is playing the role of someone who actually existed, despite the fact that they don’t look like them?
I’m not saying Bill Murray should have been skipping rope when playing FDR, but dammit.
Just leave her hot and blonde and all GOOGLY-eyed. We’ll live.
Also tits.
Your suggestion would put thousands of makeup artists and costume designers out of work. Hell hath no fury like a failed Project Runway Queen scorned.
they didn’t ugly her THAT much
They didn’t ugg her up enough that I won’t jerk it to her in the future… or just a minute ago.
Dogfucker was such a heart warming tale of a forbidden love. I thought it was much better than that Lady and the Tramp rubbish.
I was traumatized as a young man by being shown a bootleg copy of Iron Horse. I never knew what Lou Gehrig was talking about with his whole “luckiest man alive” remark.
Wow this looks bad.
jesus dude it was 82 seconds. fuck off.
The Mighty Feklahr is as excited as a Ferengi on a mountain of gold-pressed latinum to see this! This movie will debut the first ever Wookie Merkin!!!
Meh, needs more Futurebeard.
Dogf*cker = Biopic of men who’ve porked Lindsay Lohan..???