This video of Darth Vader dubbed with Arnold Schwarzenegger is exactly what it sounds like and twice as funny. This is roughly the 10 millionth Vader dub I’ve seen, and yet… Arnold makes it new again. [via Viral Viral]
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For a while, the ladies’ fashion industry was trying to convince us that silk PJ’s were acceptable street clothing. So, I don’t know, maybe the guy’s on to something.
Nick’s in costume as Hobo Wan Kenobi.
Is Nick’s robe bullet-proof?
Nick wasn’t there for the premiere, he actually lives in the projectionist’s booth and came downstairs “to see what’s all the hubbub, bub?”
Nick Nolte’s wadrobe provided by: Seagal of Reseda.
I can’t look at Nick Nolte without hearing Patton Oswalt’s impression of him as Han Solo.
Oh, man, I’d forgotten about that.
May zee vors be visyu.
“The greatest feeling you can get from the Force or the most satisfying feeling you can get from the Force is the throat grab. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It’s as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming from the Force; I’m getting the feeling of cumming on the Star Destroyer; I’m getting the feeling of cumming on Hoth; when I choke out a general in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It’s terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.”
C’mon guys, Nick is the new spokesman for Gorton’s Fish Sticks.
There is no bathroom!
I want that on a business shard. Broken glass is the new business card, dummy.
Nothing can ever top the Brick Top is Vader dub
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That is awesome.