TELL ME WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

It’s going to be a busy year for Baby Goose droppings (I’m sorry) with Gosling toplining Ruben Fleischer’s Gangster Squad this weekend, Place Beyond the Pines from his Blue Valentine director Derek Cianfrance in March, and an untitled Terrence Malick project supposedly in post-production. But he’s also re-united with his Drive director Nicolas Winding Refn in Only God Forgives, about a vigilante roaming the underground muay thai matches and brothels of Bangkok. It seems no director can work with Baby Goose just once. Why, it’s almost as if he’s a human Hershey’s kiss wrapped in rainbows whom no mortal can resist.

Only God Forgives doesn’t have a release date yet, but below you can see the first teaser, which is pretty crappy quality, but does feature a brief blur of Baby Goose kickboxing. I hear he has a black belt in sincere apologies. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to write some indignant letters about why this wasn’t titled “Only Gosling Forgives.”

Some of you probably hate or will come to hate me for this, but I take great pride in the number of different media outlets I’ve got calling him “Baby Goose.”

[hat tip: THR]