The trailer for The Brass Teapot, directed by Ramaa Mosley starring Juno Temple and Michael Angarano, has just hit, and it looks potentially like the most out-there high concept, big-budget comedy since the eighties. The eighties was a great decade for batshit high-concepts, and probably not coincidentally, also for cocaine. As I’ve said, it was like an entire decade of people getting stuck in quicksand and complaining about anchovies on pizza. Some movies we take for granted and forget how nutty they actually are because they pulled it off. But try explaining Ghostbusters to someone who’s never heard of it. It has a ghost in it that’s a big ball of snot who ruins dinner parties. Whose ghost was that? Was there a living snot ball at one point? Every plot point in that sounds f*cking insane. Then there was Mannequin, Weird Science, Innerspace, etc. etc.
Point being, aside from the occasional body-swap romp, we haven’t had too many genuinely weird high-concept comedies for while. But The Brass Teapot could change that. It appears to be about a down-on-their-luck couple who discover a mysterious teapot that spews money, but only when they hurt each other. So they spend the rest of the trailer finding more and more elaborate ways to hurt each other. Until one day, some orthodox Jews show up saying their grandma saved the teapot during the Holocaust. Whoa. Is this an elaborate way to explain the self-hating Jew stereotype? Or some kind of anti-Jew propaganda about how the Jews caused the Holocaust themselves by being greedy? (I mean really, I didn’t even have to read much into this to get here). Whatever it is, it looks f*cking weird. Not necessarily good, but weird.




Has anyone ever explained why Juno Temple is a thing?
cause boobs.
And she’s a cute blonde. Who shows her boobs.
Also because boobs. Wait, did somebody already say boobs?
She’s like a perfect blend of 2011 Amy Adams and 1997 Jennifer Love Hewitt, what’s not to like about that? (also, bewbs)
Question: do we get to see her Killer Joe merkin again? Also, boobs.
That picture up above?
first of all… do only internet commentors do the whole “why…. is a thing?” thing… cause that’s just the worst. second of all… decent actress… always down for nude things… so she can continue being a thing.
and lastly my google alert of “the 80s entire decade of people getting stuck in quicksand and complaining about anchovies on pizza.” sent me here. keep up the good work, vince.
Innerspace was my jam when I was a kid, but looking back HOLY SH*T that was some coke-fueled insanity. The hitman with a detachable gun-hand. The face-transforming scene. The, uh, entire plot.
I must have watched Innerspace a million times growing up. It’s how I learned about anatomy, well that and masturbating to Meg Ryan.
That actually seems like a pretty cool concept. I think the “Our grandmother saved it during the holocaust thing” is questionable, but it depends what direction the movie takes it. If it’s just the origin of it and they want a money-spewing teapot as much as anyone else, (as a Jewish guy) I don’t think it’s a problem.
It almost looks like the teapot caused the Holocaust.
I don’t believe Grandma had that teapot up her ass for the entire Holocaust. That’s much oolong.
+5 pts for effort.
I think someone is reading a whole lot more into the subtext here than actually exists, Vince. No wonder why you love Tarantino movies so much.
Step 1: Dehumidify home
Step 2: Hide Jewish wife’s lotion
Step 3: Profit
In terms of high-concept comedy, this movie is gonna need an ass-load more bees if it’s gonna top my current favourite – Face/Off
“Based on actual events”.
Clearly the teapot represents the ghost of Warren G. Harding’s attempt to apologize.
This reminds me, Vince have you seen Holy Motors yet?
Yeah. Saw it on a shitty computer screen though. Kind of a drawback when the movie is 85% cool visuals.
I was wondering what you thought of it, I’m waiting for Netflix to get it in February. I’m hoping either Morton or yourself puts up a review for it. The Teapot seems like it’s right up that same alley.
They’re virtually indistinguishable when you remove the language barrier.
The title sounds like something you’d see the Duplass Brothers attached to and it’d be full of feelings and I’d fall asleep at some point. This seems better.
I’m glad Juno Temple is getting exposure with more prominent gigs.
Especially if those gigs involve spanking.
A lot of comedies have incredibly asinine plots that are funny as hell to try to explain. One of my favorites is Ace Ventura. Think about it. This guy’s full time job is “pet detective.” He exclusively tracks down missing pets. And, somehow, he has a rivalry with the actual Miami Police Department — they never even mention that he used to work there or anything. The MPD makes fun of him, but they implicitly respect him enough not to arrest him when he just wanders into the back of the police station and starts soliciting information from real police officers. They don’t even restrain him when he walks into the scene of an actual homicide and starts touching things and trying to start his own investigation. Do you remember that guy he visits to get information on the dolphin theft? “I need you to hack into all of the aquatic supply stores in the area” is easily the funniest line in that movie. And the crazy, Lone Guman-looking guy just says “sure thing Ace! I thought you had a challenge for me!” Norwegian whaling fleet! They’ll find Jimmy Hoffa before they find any whales! And the kicker becomes a transvestite who spends about 20 years working his/her way up the chain of command in the Miami PD, just waiting for the team to rebuild, draft, trade, and coach its way back into the Super Bowl, which ideally will be played in Miami. There’s a crazy local billionaire who has an entire hangar full of tanks large enough to hold adult sharks. Putting aside the fact that adult great white sharks can’t be kept in captivity, does this guy live in an abandoned water treatment facility or something? I’m sure there’s more I’m forgetting, but that’s the gist of it.
I’m nominating the above for comment of the week because that was awesome. If this is not how you nominate comments of the week, fuck it, it should be.
I’d read the novelization of the movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
Oh snap, I found it! [www.amazon.com]
@JTRO. That is awesome.
Or some kind of anti-Jew propaganda about how the Jews caused the Holocaust themselves by being greedy?
Greedy Jews, trying to hog all the Zyklon B to themselves.