
I don’t want to spend all day posting other peoples’ supercuts, but this one is unarguably cool. The first rule of supercuts is, the more specific the topic, the better the cut, as illustrated here by Keith Melton’s focus on Hollywood depictions of space helmets. It sounds obscure, and then you realize how much material there is, here going all the way back to Fritz Lang’s Woman in the Moon from 1929 (which, knowing Germans, was probably some obscure metaphor for scat porn). Though in predictable fashion, the supercut leaves out the most famous of all movie depictions of space helmets – Neil Armstrong’s from the faked moon landing shot by the Learned Elders of Zion. If you don’t think those space Jews control the economy from their lair inside a hollow Earth, you’re lying to yourself. Me, I cover my body in poop so they can’t track me. Space Jews’ vision is based on smell.
Look, all I’m saying is, you call a movie “Space Cowboys,” the space helmets should look like big cowboy hats.
Movies used:
Countdown (1969)
2001 (1969)
Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964)
Moon (2009)
Justice League New Frontier (2008)
Woman in the Moon (1929)
The Last Starfighter (1984)
2001 (1969)
Armageddon (1998)
Deep Impact (1998)
Alien (1979)
Wings Of Honneamise (1987)
Barbarella (1968)
Star Trek The Motion Picture (1979)
Event Horizon (1997)
Mission to Mars (2000)
Armageddon (1998)
Enemy Mine (1985)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Journey To The Far Side Of The Sun (1969)
The Astronaut Farmer (2006)
Space Chimps (2008)
The Noah’s Ark Principle (1984)
Macross Plus (1995)
Rocketman (1997)
Red Planet (2000)
Superman II (1980)
Sunshine (2007)
Space Battleship Yamato (2010)
Solaris (2002)
Up In The Air (2009)
2010 (1984)
Alien (1979)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Star Trek II (1982)
The Right Stuff (1983)
Capricorn One (1977)
Event Horizon (1997)
Deep Impact (1998)
Marooned (1969)
Apollo 13 (1995)
The Right Stuff (1983)
Marooned (1969)
Macross Do You Remember Love (1984)
Lost In Space (1998)
Solar Crisis (1990)
Mission To Mars (2000)
Space Cowboys (2000)
Flight To Mars (1951)
Moontrap (1989)
Hangar 18 (1980)
First Man Into Space (1959)
The Reluctant Astronaut (1967)
Outland (1981)
SpaceCamp (1986)
Fly Me To The Moon (2008)
Lifeforce (1985)
Dark Star (1974)
Outland (1981)
You Only Live Twice
Cargo (2009)
Soldier (1998)
2001 (1969)
[KeithMelton via LaughingSquid]



I heard that David Bowie gave great helmet in the 80′s.
The soundtrack mash-up of “Space Oddity” and “Eleanor Rigby” was just as cool as the video.
No Helmet on the soundtrack? *throws Internet out the window*
Mock the Space Jews all you want, Guineal Armstrong, but you’ll find yourself paying retail for helmets in the Space Garment District.
I thought Space Jews protected the human race? Mel Brooks wouldn’t lie to us.
I’m glad that someone is bringing attention to the ever growing threat that is the Space Jew Race. The gotdam lame-stream media certainly ain’t. I’m done fallin for their fake gold that turns out to be chocolate.
No love for Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? I am disappointed.
Elohim*. It’s full of stars… of David.
Yeah, my Hebrew may be a little clumsy. Shalom meshugganahs.