
Catfish was a documentary that came out a couple years ago about a New York dude who supposedly got caught up in an online relationship with a girl from rural Michigan who wasn’t real (I suspect he figured this out quickly, but went along with it and made it seem like he was slowly picking up clues along the way to the “big discovery,” so as to make for a better-paced narrative… but that’s another story). Today, our “Life Imitating Art” tag picked up another entry thanks to an epic piece of investigative reporting from Deadspin‘s Timothy Burke and Jack Dickey, who uncovered the news that Notre Dame’s Heisman runner up linebacker Manti Te’o's girlfriend, previously thought to have died of leukemia, a heartbreaking story covered everywhere from CBS to Sports Illustrated, never actually existed in the first place. If you haven’t read that piece yet, definitely grab some popcorn and buckle up, and bring some cigarettes for your mind because it’s about to get blown.
The story is so strangely similar to the Catfish documentary, the star of the movie even makes a strange cameo appearance, via a second fake twitter account belonging to “Uilani Rae,” the fake sister of the fake girlfriend, Lennay Kekua:
A few weeks later, the @uilanirae account was deleted. The deletion came immediately after tweets from two now-suspended Twitter accounts had alleged that U’ilani was a fraud, that the same person behind Lennay was operating the U’ilani account, and that the images of “U’ilani” were really of a woman named Donna Tei.
In yet another now-deleted tweet, Tei herself reached out to Nev Schulman, star of the 2010 film Catfish and executive producer of the MTV program of the same title. Schulman’s movie and show are about romantic deception through fake online personas.
The only real question now, it seems, is whether Manti Te’o was the catfisher or the catfishee.
A friend of Ronaiah Tuiasosopo [Kekua's alleged creator] told us he was “80 percent sure” that Manti Te’o was “in on it,” and that the two perpetrated Lennay Kekua’s death with publicity in mind. According to the friend, there were numerous photos of Ronaiah Tuiasosopo and Te’o together on Tuiasosopo’s now-deleted Instagram account.
The sheer quantity of falsehoods about Manti’s relationship with Lennay makes that friend, and another relative of Ronaiah’s, believe Te’o had to know the truth. Mostly, though, the friend simply couldn’t believe that Te’o would be stupid enough—or Ronaiah Tuiasosopo clever enough—to sustain the relationship for nearly a year.
Notre Dame, predictably, quickly responded with a statement saying Te’o is the victim:
Notre Dame Statement: Manti Te’o
On Dec. 26, Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te’o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia. The University immediately initiated an investigation to assist Manti and his family in discovering the motive for and nature of this hoax. While the proper authorities will continue to investigate this troubling matter, this appears to be, at a minimum, a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators.
Dennis Brown
University Spokesman | Assistant Vice President
“We found out December 26th and initiated an investigation that we conveniently didn’t tell anyone about.” Sounds unlikely, but in any case, the comments on that post are way funnier than any joke I’m going to make here, but I think this was my favorite:
Rodney Boles: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. What is next, we find out Rudy wasn’t even a real Hobbit?
Well now that is just well done.
Thanks to Avery F for reminding me of this song.



That Vandals song was the first thing that popped in my head when I read the Deadspin story. You rock, Vince.
ND also just released a statement that says the reason Brian Kelly interviewed for an NFL job was because he was the victim of a financial hoax perpetrated by a dethroned Nigerian prince.
After the first half against Alabama, I was hoping his dead girlfriend would make a couple tackles or cause some fumbles, a la the ghost in Marlon Wayans’ The Sixth Man. I wonder how this story would have affected his Heisman hopes had it surfaced during the season. Is Catfish worth watching? I see it being shown on MTV all the time, even a new reality show based on it. The trailer made it seem like one big ruse.
I think a decent chunk of it is total bullshit, but it’s an entertaining watch. I understand why they made it the way they did.
Also, how shitty is it that Te’o's fake dead girlfriend is getting more press than the real girl that died because of ND football?
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yeesh. hadn’t read about that before. what’s up with all the rapes these days? maybe we should ban penises
A Catholic institution and a football program involved in sexual misconduct? It is vital that somebody do nothing, and soon.
I have no idea what the fuck is going on here. Something about Catfish Hunter, Marteetee from Your Highness, Honey Buckwheat Child….guh.
Deadspin at it’s finest.
What about AJ McCarron’s girlfriend? A couple of things about her don’t seem real either.
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Did it all to cover up his gay relationship with this Roniaiah dude. Just you watch.
exactly what i was thinking. when the article says, “Tuiasosopo is Kekua,” i thought that was gonna be the next big reveal
Damn you Mixhail, now I’ll never get credit for blowing this story wide open
Unrelated: when the oracle’s prophecy is fulfilled, I expect “Tuiasosopo is Kekua!” to be announced by all the high priests.
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Arms open wide.
Well played, Shop.
Something about this says “Mormon kid didn’t want to tell his parents he was gay and it got wayyyyyyyy the fuck out of hand”
Teo officially has the worst parents discovering he is gay story of all time.
I can’t remember the last time I was flabbergasted. And then I heard this story and my friend’s friend did bath salts today, and the STREAK WAS OVER.
I’m so gasted by flabber I can’t even form a proper comment
Is anyone else surprised by how simple this story seemed to be to crack? Especially with the whole “Stanford student” thing and the fact that there was no obituary…
Also, the fact that this guy is a Tuiasosopo is GOLD, Jerry. Gold!
Based on Mantitty’s CBS interview, isn’t it 100% clear that he was in on the hoax?
Seems like he thought it was real, then found out it was a hoax. But instead of admitting it, came up with the leukemia story. Then she had to go away. Sitcom level hijinks ensue.
It fooled Mr. Roper, but Mrs. Roper knew all along.
Jesus, Manti…you’re just supposed to say she’s from Canada.
Niagara Falls if you’re being frisky.
Yeah, I knew this was fake all the time. My totally real super-model girlfriend, who does live in Canada, told me so.
Lol @ The Vandals song Vince. Saw them at Slim’s a few years ago.
You can have my imaginary girlfriend, when you pry her from my cold dead hand that is also my imaginary girlfriend.
This is going to be one big Troll Job.
I would hope that his fake girlfriend was just in a coma and not dead, but then we’d have to listen to Morrissey instead, and I don’t want to be that guy.
I know, it’s really serious.
Catfish? Maybe. The Crying Game, quite possibly.
What’s the over-under on dildos vs catfish when he opens his next locker?
Einhorn is Finkel? Einhorn is Finkel!
So, either he’s a liar, or he’s a huge dummy. I don’t know which is worse.
What I do know is that this is dramatic and hale and I love it.
well. this should drop him down another round or so.
Vegas has the O/U on Our Fathers recited in pennance is 5.5 right now.
Man, the Vandals- My Girlfriend’s dead. Vince, you just get me.
Don’t you people see? His fake girlfriend didn’t die of cancer… he murdered his fake girlfriend! He’s a monster!
Chatbot: “I am not a robot, I am a unicorn.”
Te’o: (*covers phone receiver*) “See, bro? I told you my girlfriend was real.”
Why is this news? I want to hear sports talk on sports radio, not about how someone tricked the media. Shit!
Word on the street is she also had fake titties…. just saying.